86: Joining The Kosher Mob

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

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🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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This week, Brooke and Connor welcome a very special guest on the show…Max! Brooke and Connor talk about the trials and tribulations of parenthood, the struggles of younger sibling privilege, and why they are so itchy. Plus, Brooke breaks down the most important day of her life: meeting Jonathan Groff.

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0:00 The Dog Connor Can Talk To
1:04 Intro
1:37 All About Max!
7:59 Get Me Microchipped
10:02 Airtags Need to Turn it Up
12:04 BetterHelp
13:44 Someone Slipped Me a Tag
14:44 Brooke’s Early Bat Mitzvah
18:04 Getting Stung By Bugs From Hell
20:50 It’s Spider Season and I’m Itchy
24:59 Quince
26:45 Younger Sibling Privilege
28:40 Birthday Cakes & Dog Farts
30:31 Never Forget, Happy Birthday Fibs!
33:02 Mafia Deep Dive
36:47 Acorns
38:18 Delis are Better in the Northeast
40:19 Birthday Goalsss
41:48 What Do You Do to Honor Steve Irwin?
47:44 NYFW & Heat Stroke at the US Open
51:04 HelloFresh
53:03 Meeting THE Jonathan Groff
1:06:25 Harry Potter & The Cursed Child
1:09:00 How Often Guys Think of the Roman Empire
1:10:49 Cereal Life Hacks
1:11:39 How to Spot a Twilight Fan
1:14:16 See You In Bonus!!!

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0:00.0	Do you mind if he looks as I don't mind his balls and penis really quick off what we roll
0:10.4	um he has like yeah balls yeah yeah and he eventually will stop chewing on my arm and
0:23.9	wrist and stuff shut up just a lot going on I can't imagine being him and being like I was he was
0:32.5	locked up abroad only moments ago and now he's like let me go into the studio with six cameras
0:41.0	must be so confusing he doesn't like like any chute oh look at you mister oh do you see yourself
0:52.4	is that what you're looking at I feel you know how I am always like I think I could get an
0:56.0	animal to talk to me I think this is the one I really do look at this face he can he knows what I'm
1:02.4	saying hey brok hi Connor are you ready to MAP I'm ready to pee ignorance is bliss I'm living in a
1:19.9	world of my own and it's awesome oh I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five where were
1:27.7	you in Pennsylvania touch grass might I suggest we're just gonna dive right in today cool oh my god
1:40.9	sorry I think I threw up wow whoa okay well did you do it again I feel like it's it's good
1:49.9	look when you are my eyes like swollen shut and no are mine no mine feel swollen I know I think um
1:57.4	maxi bug is like a an allergen yeah I think so too yeah I think I might need an happy
2:04.1	yeah huh maybe like a you might just need to start taking like banjo every day walking around
2:12.3	yeah zombie style yeah um do you want to introduce I want you oh do you want to want me to introduce
2:18.5	the pod yeah introduce the pod okay hey everyone welcome back to broken Connor make a podcast I'm
2:24.3	brok I'm Connor and we're happy to be back I'm happy to have you here as well so Connor take it away
2:30.0	I don't have anything he introduced your friend hi guys I got a I got this is max he's like kind
2:39.1	of relaxing now yeah um but I did pick him up recently from the pound and so he's like part of
2:46.3	he's it's bnc and m m a b it's it's bnc m squared a b now so this is max um kind of questions
2:55.5	do you have for me about max at this time okay what how do you what happened I got a text from
3:01.3	somebody yeah they said urgent we know you that you don't have that much going on day to day can you
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