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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

• MyEternalVitality.com & Dr. Powers sponsorship
• Hormone therapy, women’s health, and Andrea’s progress
• Colette Fehr shares her experience; Crystal’s possible gluten allergy
• Low testosterone, fatigue, and libido testing for men
• Nutrition tracking and gut health discussion
• Reminder: mention being a Tom & Dan listener for VIP care
• Promo for Dr. Powers and MyEternalVitality.com
• Friday Free Show with guest Savannah from Gatorland
• Fans recognizing her in Tom & Dan shirts; awkward encounters
• Seth Petruzzelli’s infested boat and Halloween tease
• Savannah’s delayed visit after Australia trip; jet lag and illness
• Eye infection story—stye, home remedies, heated needle, antibiotics
• Working at Gatorland with eye patch; attacked by gator “Bullet”
• ER visit, misdiagnosis, and frustration with healthcare
• Ordered to rest for a month; pirate patch jokes and recovery
• Stress-related styes, family history, and iHeart contagion jokes
• Koala preview: “trash animals” tease
• Music: Soft Cult “She Said He Said”
• BudDocs.org with Dr. “Chan Latte”—medical marijuana info, promos, discounts
• “Bad at Business Beerfest” promo—Nov 22, free, 21+, 600 gift bags, 2–4 pm pours
• Sponsors: Giant Recreation World, Gabriel Plants, Cadillac Pat, My Eternal Vitality
• Joke booth: “free chest x-rays”
• Savannah’s annual Australia trip; saltwater crocodile conservation
• East Timor journey—legend of “grandfather crocodile”
• Meeting Tio Miguel in fishing village; locals fish among crocs
• Village beliefs: crocodiles as protectors, “only the guilty get attacked”
• Locals call white visitors “malais” (“white devil”)
• Gift-giving tradition: candy, rum, cigarettes
• Crocodile blessing ceremony with betel nuts and spiritual ritual
• Emotional moment—locals call Savannah “Rika,” reincarnated crocodile spirit
• Visit to sacred croc “Boy” and welcome into the family
• Reflection on cultural respect and adventurous travel
• Discussion of stimulants like betel, coca, sugar cane
• First spiritual experience; humor about “white-guy communion”
• Importance of empathy over scientific detachment
• Story: crocodile returning body after prayer
• Modernization contrast—phones and tradition coexisting
• Closing song: “Honey Bee” by Ivy Boy
• Underground Metalworks promo—BDM-owned welding school, small classes, 10% off with MEDIOCRE
• Paisley Painting sponsor—remote quotes via Google Earth
• Savannah back on TikTok doc about koalas
• Koalas eat toxic eucalyptus; sleep all day; joeys eat “pap” for immunity
• Chlamydia epidemic among koalas; vaccine program
• Wombats praised—square poop, butt-armor defense
• Savannah wants one for Gatorland; dark web wombat jokes
• Debate: taming wild animals; great ape attacks; BBL disasters
• Travel gut issues; France food overload; pinkeye from party pool
• Cultural etiquette eating abroad; meat paste “donut” disaster
• Bucket-flush toilet in Cuba; no doors or seats; Santería healer summoned
• Miscommunication—Savannah undresses for ritual; cured by nightfall
• Reflection on travel confidence; 10 years abroad, 9 at Gatorland
• Meeting German traveler years later; backpacker culture
• Living in Jeep with child; travel builds resilience
• Travel easier when young; middle-age fatigue; GoFundMe joke for New Zealand trip
• Desire for family travel before kids grow; koala stink jokes
• Gatorland Halloween event—Haunted Monster Museum, candy, costumes, bugs, animals
• Gatorland Christmas tradition—family photos with tree
• Capybara craze, giant poop jokes, vegetarian talk
• Vegetarian vs. meat-eater humor; Crystal’s kids choose diets
• Farewell with Savannah; event promos: Beerfest, Sofas and Suds, Halloween special, Monday BDM show
• Humorous legal outro

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0:00.0	Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by My Eternal Vitality.com.
0:06.6	We just had Dr. Powers in for a segment that will play on this Monday's ACT, and we were talking about general health.
0:12.7	And really, like, he's helped a lot of our listeners at this point.
0:17.8	And he really does just want people to be more healthy and, you know, whatever your goal is.
0:23.1	And usually it is.
0:24.0	Well, you might just have some questions.
0:26.0	You know, like for ladies, you might be trying to dial in your, you know, hormones.
0:29.9	You know, hormone replacement therapy is a real thing.
0:32.1	Yeah, I mean, we were talking to Colette, you know, from Love Thy Neighbor show, which you could download right now. Yeah, please. She's very open about that. She actually is using hormone replacement therapy. My wife is. Plenty of guys and girls use it. But I'm talking to the ladies because that's what's affecting my life. My wife. You know, like, Andrea's got it dialed in all. I'd say head and shoulders better than when she first started coming to Dr. Powers. But that's the thing is you're never going to really know unless you go and talk to him. And get tested and see. He wants to do a food sensitivity test on me to kind of figure out what's going on in my gut because you guys know I had all the tests. And guess what? There's nothing wrong. Oh, Crystal is going because now she's convinced she's got her gluten allergy and I'm like, just go to Dr. Powers. He'd get the food sensitivity test. And that's all, he does a variety of services, whether it's your hormones are off, whether your gut is off, or you're sensitive to food you don't even know. For fellas, testosterone, if you're not sleeping good, if you have no interest in sex, if you don't want to work out because you just feel lazy, you're not lazy. Maybe you're just... Hormones are off. Yeah, your testosterone is so low that you just don't feel right. Well, again, what Tom said, it's just a test. Yeah, and if you want to track your food, you want to try pet diets. I'm doing that. LifeBase.
1:46.7	They has a nutrition program. What Tom said, it's just a test. Yeah. And if you want to track your food, you want to try peptides.
1:45.4	Well, I'm doing that.
1:46.1	Life-based.
1:46.7	They has a nutrition program.
1:48.1	It's not.
1:49.0	I mean, it's as easy as can be.
1:50.7	It's just science.
1:51.4	You put good food in your body.
1:52.6	You lose weight.
1:53.4	But any health question, and namely the ones that you can find on his website, MyEternity.com. Dr. Powers and his team, they really want to help you out.
2:02.4	It's free to talk to him. Tell him your Tom and Dan listener. He'll talk to you for free. Of course, the blood tests and that stuff costs money. Please say you're a listener. He was just in here talking about all the listeners that he meets. And if you say you're a BDM, that means a lot to him. Like that kind of moves you to the front of the line, man.
2:17.8	No, 100%.
2:18.4	He's going to give you the extra VIP treatment.
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