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The Harland Highway

853 - TOILET SEAT madness. Drug themed gyms. Is harland part of a science project?

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Toilet seat INSANITY. Carl Flavors calls in to discuss drug gyms. North Korean news. Is Harland part of a mad science project? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, everybody, how are you? It's Harlan, Williams, you are on the Harlan Highway

0:06.0

podcast. I am your host. I don't know why I'm talking so fast, I'm going to slow down right

0:10.7

about now. There we go. Hey, let's mellow into this. Let's not be hyper. Let's just

0:15.7

chill out. Let's enjoy the podcast, the comedy, the stories, and we got a lot going on today, man.

0:27.1

Oh my God, we got a lot going on today man. Oh my God we have a crazy news story about a gym that is involved with drugs and it's insane and we have a guy calling in Carl Flavors is

0:37.3

calling in at the end of the show to make an assessment of said Jim where drugs are allowed so Carl Flavors at the end of the show

0:48.0

We also have a a little talk about toilet seats yes, there's a myth about toilet seats that we are going to debunk today, which should be interesting,

0:59.0

creepy and dirty and interesting.

1:02.0

Also, we got a phone call from one of the pavement pounders that accused me of being some kind of scientific oddity

1:10.0

and it's not true it's not true at all and we are going to debunk that one as well. So all that

1:21.6

stuff and of course we'll check in with the North Korean news. So here we go

1:26.1

this is the Harlan Highway

1:31.6

Sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.

1:36.0

Come here, baby.

1:37.0

You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.

1:40.0

No!

1:41.0

No!

1:42.0

I didn't bargain for this. Oh yes you did.

1:44.0

Chica chia chica chicha chicha chicha chow, main baby.

1:48.0

And the creature from all the space.

1:52.0

Please don't stop. from all the space.

1:54.0

Please don't stop. I gotta feed an ugly face.

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