#85 - What The $&*%! Happened: Browns turnovers, Deshaun Watson heroics & "The dumbest play of the week"

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🗓️ 30 October 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Paul do a "What The $&*%! Happened?" where they deep dive the best (Deshaun Watson) and worst (WTF Miami?) plays of the week. Also, Big Phil stops by and defends Mitchell Trubisky. (3:00) AZ-NO: Drew Brees' TD pass to Taysom Hill "Now that Brees is back, Taysom Hill is a weapon again in the offense." (11:05) "If the Saints have a weakness, it's Brees' ability to stretch the field." (18:25) OAK-HOU: Deshaun Watson gets kicked in the face, still throws TD "Watson is not Charlie Checkdown, he's Bobby Bombs-Away." (28:35) Big Phil reveals if it's true that Chris was a good student in high school (31:45) "Do you think the Chicago Bears are salvageable?" (36:35) On Aaron Rodgers: "Let me say this. NOBODY ELSE COULD MAKE THOSE THROWS." (48:55) "Who wins right now? The 49ers or the Patriots?" (51:30) CLE-NE: Browns back-to-back-to-back turnovers "Jonathan Jones is the star not for the fumble, but for the hustle." (56:40) On Baker Mayfield's shovel pass interception: "This is a play he's not even supposed to think about." (1:02:05) "If I had to grade the game, I'd probably tell you Cleveland won more plays than New England." (1:04:25) James White's 59-yard screen on 3rd & 10 "This play broke because of one player." (1:12:20) PHI-BUF: Miles Sanders 65-yard TD run "This should not have been a big play." (1:16:35) "I feel like the Eagles think they're the Chiefs sometimes...You're not. You're not the Chiefs." (1:21:15) Dolphins all-out blitz on 3rd & 20 "Has there been a dumber play this year?"

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0:00.0	I was a good student not a grade student and then I started off as a great student at Texas
0:10.3	and progressively got worse once I realized I might go to the NFL and figure it out the system.
0:17.0	Oh gosh, see that's what happens when you're too honest, you comes back to bite you in the ass.
0:24.8	Yeah I was a good student in high school and then I got straight A is my freshman year in college.
0:29.2	Take it what?
0:30.2	Well somewhat legit classes like legit. I was trying to like, hey mom and dad, I'm here doing school and hey Mac Brown, I'm studying.
0:40.0	And then I would say late sophomore year, things started to change.
0:46.0	Maybe I can play this game. I don't have to go to class.
0:48.0	Yes, yes, definitely.
0:50.0	Interesting that you bring up college college town Austin.
0:54.0	Yep.
0:55.0	Guess what got voted for the second year in a row, the number one college town in America.
0:59.0	Austin, Texas.
1:00.0	That's a very good answer.
1:02.0	Right.
1:03.0	It's actually Iowa City, Iowa.
1:04.0	What the fuck?
1:05.0	That's a challenge flag.
1:06.0	Where's out-river on when you need them?
1:08.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:10.0	Somebody who knows this shit from the US Census Bureau.
1:12.9	Did you just say shit?
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