85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2015

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast
0:17.2	this week coming to you from the Brighton Comedy Festival.
0:20.0	My name is Dan Shriver and please welcome to the stage it's the three regular elves
0:23.6	Annotch's Insky James Harkin and Andy Murray.
0:43.6	And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the
0:47.8	last seven days and in a particular order here we go starting with you James Harkin.
0:53.5	Okay my fact this week is that in 1511 the people of Brussels protested against the government
1:01.4	by filling the city with dozens of pornographic snowmen.
1:08.0	Is it pornographic snowman?
1:09.0	Is it snowman that's not wearing a scarf?
1:13.2	Yeah.
1:14.2	How did that work?
1:15.2	Well I can tell you about the snowmen themselves because they have been described.
1:19.6	There was a snow nun who was seducing a man.
1:23.4	There was a snowman and a snow woman who were having sex in front of the towns fountain
1:28.6	and a snow naked by urinating into the mouth of a snow drunkard.
1:36.2	How do they do it?
1:37.2	Like because they must have...
1:38.2	You know what kind of...
1:39.2	When a male snowman and a female snow lady love each other very...
1:42.2	No I know what you mean.
1:43.2	Yeah because is it like oh this is a lovely looking snowman and then a final little things
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