Okay, you're up.

So I've got a little secret from my childhood I'd like to confess.

I was in the Cubscouts and we always held our meetings in the gymnasium of the school

I attended.

One night we all went to different sections of the school, possibly for a scavenger hunter

something, and I wound up in the office belonging to our French teacher.

As a gag, I thought it would be funny to rearrange a bunch of items in the room, like knock

some of them on the floor, and just generally put stuff in the wrong place.

Oh my god.

I thought it would be hilarious if she showed up at school the following morning and was

confused about why everything was so different.

Well, when the French teacher did show up, she completely flipped out.

The school had to give everyone a big lecture.

Our Cubscout troupe would now be forbidden to leave the gymnasium during our meetings,

and I think some kids were interrogated about the whole thing.

But for some reason, they never got around to questioning me, probably because I was the

last person they suspected.

So the identity of the person who messed up the French teacher's office, remained an

unsolved mystery, but after 30 plus years, I can finally confess it was me I did it.

Thank you.

Now I can sleep again tonight.

The episode contains adult language.

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