85: GAM085 Divination

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic office politics, as well as one man's obsession with another man's procreation. Plus there's a knife grenade. Yes... a knife grenade. --- Our June show has changed dates! If you'd like to see us live on June 9th at the People's Improv Theater in NYC, you'll find tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nyc-tickets-33324201584 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	He tells him that humans are always trying to kill God because God wants someone to be happy,
0:09.7	but they just won't.
0:11.5	Head over to Sam Harris, ringing up the Acme Dynamite.
0:13.9	He's like Eli Tiptoe, up behind God with like ether and a rag.
0:19.4	I saw you again.
0:20.4	You always make that car too.
0:27.8	What's ReDo as many roadrunner cartoons with God and Sam Harris as you can?
0:32.8	God awful movie movies.
0:50.6	Welcome back to The Gamme canister.
0:52.0	Each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because Eli's therapist would notice
0:55.6	if he started cutting again.
0:57.0	I'm your host Noah Luciens and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath
1:00.4	and right.
1:01.4	Heath, welcome back.
1:02.4	Thanks Noah.
1:03.5	You know how this was the best movie ever?
1:07.0	Me too.
1:08.0	Oh, so good.
1:09.0	Can we just do this again for reason, Con?
1:13.0	Yeah, right.
1:16.8	Part one, too.
1:18.7	And of course sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.
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