Oh, it is Monday morning. I got my margarita, my jug of margaritas right here.

Don't tell me I can't do anything for Cinco to my own.

This is not a jug of piss.

This is margarita, baby.

This is the leaded stuff right here.

We're going to drink this when we get Mexican Tony on here.

Don't tell me that I

can't deport people and still celebrate a made-up holiday and call it Cinco de Mayo. Why do we do that?

Why do we add an accent whenever we say anything that's Spanish? We don't know Spanish. You don't

know Spanish. I don't know Spanish. I don't know Spanish. I don't know Spanish. I don't know

anything. I don't know anything. But I do know it's good to be alive on a Monday morning in

America right here. Welcome, Patriots. Welcome to the Dear America program. My name is Chad

Prater. Filling in for Graham Allen. He made some kind of cryptic post. I don't know what

I'm trying to read what you guys are talking. He made some kind of cryptic post on his social media, but I don't know something about June 2nd. It's weird. Anyway,

TikTok, ladies and gentlemen, we got all kind of things going on. I want to say, you are, if you

just stumbled in here and you're like, what am I watching with a jug of margaritas in a morning peptide?

There's no way I'm making it through this show without having to go to the bathroom.

This is the place where common sense never took a sick day, folks.

I'm your host, friendly neighborhood patriot Chad Bray.

They're unvaccinated voice of reason in a world high on government cheese.

This is the podcast where Truth puts on its work boots, rolls up in sleeves and gets to work.

Now listen, folks, this is not unfunded NPR.

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