What Most People

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What Most People feel

Hello and welcome to episode

84 of what most people think.

How are you? You're doing all right? You're looking forward to your

new liberties coming back online. As I say, you're looking forward to that. You're going to be

straight in the pub Monday, the 12th of April. Freedom. I'm going to let you down. Freedom.

Sitting in a big garden on a coldy Monday in April oh my god I mean how much I mean this was

asked on the Patreon episode uh the Patreon only episode earlier this week how much how much

how much an alky will you look if you're straight in there do you know what I mean

straight in there you go I'm gonna have a weather spoons fry up with a beer and you can never admit as a lad that that actually isn't a fucking great combination. But I'll be out there. I'll be out there. I mean, we've all looked forward to it. Let's see how it is. I mean, quite often you're going to go, right, a good chance to see my mates. It's difficult getting your mates out of middle age. So it may just be that you're with the same

bubble of people as usual, but you're just in a pub. And then we've got stage two and three. They've both been signed off. That one in mid-May, which I think is eating food indoors. Thank God, it's just so kind, isn't it? We can eat food indoors. But then June the 21st, they're getting scared, isn't they? They're getting scared.

Or the government

said well when all we need is a is a fair wind behind us and this will be the plan and then they've

boasted most of the last two months about how great the wind has been and then they're going oh no

actually yeah yeah the wind has been good but we might still need to do like a little bit of fascism in terms of you carrying papers. There you go. Look, now it's all changed, isn't it? The left used to make unfair criticisms or accusations of fascism. And now it's people like me. And it's been, you know, it's been a four-day week this week isn't it what we're on phone i'm recording this Thursday we'll probably go up Friday morning it's been a four-day week does it make any fucking difference when you're in lockdown I don't know short week it's been a long year it's been a long year um so as I mentioned I did a patron only episode uh and there is a little plan coming up for a new patron-only benefit.

And this one's quite a good one.

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