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Happy Monday, August what? The Patreon launches in two days and two days. Oh, I'm new here.

I don't even know what the flux going on. Can you introduce yourself? Hi, I'm Jordan.

This is the Horny Housewife Podcast. Your co-ed locker room, if you will,

talking all things marriage and sexuality, answering your breakey-deaky,

disgusting, not disgusting, awesome, totally relatable. Listener questions.

Today is episode one of a five part series tantric date nights. It's cock devotion today.

But first things first, let's talk about some new shit. So Patreon, a little housekeeping before

we start the episode. Patreon, two days, two slutty story times. If you listened to last Monday's

episode, you heard part one. Some people reached out and were like, oh, what happens next?

Well, it's about to be some anal sex with his boss who's a hot 33-year-old female. So if you

want to hear that story time, two days, Patreon, 9.99 a month. Okay, that's six fucking stories

for ten bucks. So and you get more than just the stories. You get the community. We can't

be deleted like on Instagram. Five fucking times. No, it was only four. I'm on the fifth one.

Fifth times the charm. Five is my favorite fucking number. That's not a lie. That was real.

But listen, real talk. You spend ten bucks on coffee a fucking day. Well, maybe you don't,

but you do on some stupid shit. This is 9.99 once a month supporting your

Fave podcast host hearing some cool dirty stories. Do whatever. Let it be your little bedtime

lullaby. Can't sleep. You're feeling a little uptight. You need to rub one out or something.

Story time before bed. Just plug in your AirPods. Go to work. I don't know. Maybe you just

want to enjoy it with some tea and a hot bath. Maybe you're a weirdo when you just want to hear

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