Ring Jingling, Ring Jingling, Angels will sing, but I'm not an angel and I shouldn't be singing because that's just terrible.

Hey everybody, Harlan Williams here.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. We're keeping it

Christmasy. We're working our way up to the big day. And what what better way to

do it than to have Wally the Christmas elf call in?

Yes, we're getting a call from the North Pole Wally is Santa's top elf and we connect with him every year.

We have a special phone line to Wally and we're gonna hear how things are going in

the workshop up there, how the toys are coming along, always fun to talk to Wally also boy I something

happened to me that pissed me off and I'm going to unload.

We're going to be doing one of my infamous Harlan's pissed off segments on the show today.

I'm sure you can relate to this one, believe me. This one's happened to all of us and I just I fell

right into the quick Sam man so I have to vent and then we're to round the show out with a beautiful naughty Christmas Carol from a good friend of mine

Toby Haas who has a great album out called Snowballs and we're going to play one of his songs at the end of the show so let's have

some fun this is the Harlan Highway What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What are you talking about, where are you?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck.

Oh God, what's happening? You just made a wrong turn. You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan that's Shelley.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing.

Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

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