Well, dagnab it, pavement pounders, this is embarrassing.

So sometimes, and I hate, I hate when this happens,

sometimes my technology messes up and between doing my podcast and going out on the road on tour to do my stand-up comedy

sometimes the technology crashes and it happens at the worst possible time when I'm either heading out the door or I'm already out the door and I can't get to my said technology so that's what happened this

week you're probably going Harlan where's Monday's podcast damn it I can't

function without it well this is Monday's podcast it's airing on Wednesday now due to the screw-up but this is I just got back

into town I'm just now able to post it and apologize for the the malfunction.

It makes me so angry. I want to grab a little baby deer and poke it in the eyes. No wait that's that's not right. So what

we'll do is we'll just bundle Mondays and Thursdays into this one because there's no point in putting one out Wednesday

and then the new one on Thursday.

So we'll just this week we'll only have one podcast.

It's gonna they're gonna be married together. And then we'll have fresh ones next week, Monday and Thursday.

So some of the references might seem a little off in this podcast because it was designed for Monday, but maybe not. I don't know. So nonetheless, my

apologies for the delay. Here is this week's, we don't do this very often, I don't think I've ever done

this, but here's this week's one and only podcast and then we're back to the regular schedule next week. Hope you enjoy it, happy holidays, and have fun.

Deck the Halls with Podcast Nonsense.

That's what I do every week. No, wait, why am I insulting myself? Hey Harlan Williams here. You are

listening to the Harlan Highway Podcast. What a show we have for you today? Oh my God a crazy news story. I mean how much do you like sex? How many kids do you think you can have through your sexual activity?

Wait you hear this crazy news story and how many youngens

this gentleman spawned?

It'll blow your mind. Also. and

also do you like cats?

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