Hello, ho-ho-ho-ho, we are in December.

Oh my God, the merriest month of the year, Christmas is in the air.

The holidays are descending upon us oh what a treat and what a show we have today oh my god today

today we are the the show's very sexually charged we're're going to be we're going to be talking about sex and

sexual things and the way us human beings talk about sex. Are some of you comfortable with talking about sex or some of you

uncomfortable? Are you even able to say sexual things without blushing? We're going to

talk about that. Plus we're going to phone a few places. We're going to talk about that. Plus we're going to phone a few places.

We're going to make a few sex-laden prank phone calls here today.

We're going to see how people out there and the world react when things start to get

sexual when we make some some naughty sexual prank calls here on the

Harlan Highway. Also, in keeping with the theme of sex and sexual innuendo,

we're going to play a naughty,

naughty Christmas Carol, first Christmas Carol of the season.

A naughty yet funny Christmas Carol at the end of the show.

It's a tradition we have here every year at the Harlan Highway. So let's get it

going man, put your scarf on, put your hat on, ram a toboggin down your face.

This is the Harlan Highway.

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about with?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit on you big ball fuck.

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