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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

#82 - What The $&*%! Happened: Sam Darnold seeing ghosts, Jalen Ramsey vs Julio Jones & Top 5 offensive minds

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

NBC Sports

Nfl, Sports, Chris Simms Unbuttoned, Football

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed do a special "What The $&*%! Happened? Players Edition" where they react to the uproar over Sam Darnold's mic'ed up moment and Chris names his Top 5 Offensive Minds in the NFL. (2:50) Sam Darnold "To say 'I'm seeing ghosts out there.'...That shows confidence to me." (8:20) Chris is still waiting to see a ghost in his house (9:10) "Bill Belichick said 'I don't think their blitz plan is up to snuff. I've gotta expose it.'" (21:20) Ezekiel Elliott "I think at time Zeke tries to be too perfect with his vision." (26:35) "As far as a route-runner, Amari Cooper might be the best." (28:25) Carson Wentz "It's hard to look good when everyone else around you is sucking." (30:50) DeMarcus Lawrence "He whupped Lane Johnson." (36:20) Mitchell Trubisky "You could put whoever you want at quarterback for the Bears...they suck." (44:05) Jalen Ramsey "Matt Ryan missed Julio on a few routes. Why? Because he's afraid of Jalen Ramsey." (50:45) Jacoby Brissett "Frank Reich is a Top 5 offensive mind in the NFL." (1:01:00) Kirk Cousins "The Vikings have more play actions & boots than anyone in football." (1:09:40) Matt Moore "The big thing they'll miss is the vertical offense." (1:16:35) The Chiefs Defense finally goes whole ass

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Don't half-ass two things, whole-ass one.

0:05.0

That's right, I like a big whole-ass.

0:10.0

That's right. I like a big whole-ass. That's right. I like a big whole ass.

0:13.0

That's right.

0:14.0

I like a big whole ass.

0:15.0

Who likes half an ass?

0:16.0

Now you want to do the whole ass?

0:17.0

I want the whole ass.

0:18.0

You know it.

0:20.0

Yeah, I like that one.

0:21.0

I'm one of my favorite openings yet.

0:23.0

And I know what that was in reference to.

0:25.0

Yes. And the team, right, listen.

0:27.0

Yes.

0:28.0

The team listened to their wife.

0:29.0

They did listen.

0:30.0

They whole asked it.

0:31.0

They whole asked it. You're right.

0:32.0

I mean, that might have to be a new segment. Maybe we just asked it. You're right. I mean that might have to be a new segment.

0:34.2

Maybe we just created something there. You know when you when you improve something you go to the

0:38.4

whole ass category. But we will get to that. What's up? Chris sins, Ahmed Fareed, you're the man looking so handsome today,

0:44.8

so manicured, really look good.

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