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🗓️ 21 February 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, so I received a really special invitation for us and I need your help. |
0:05.6 | We got something from the International Olympic Committee and they want us to award three gold medals. |
0:12.1 | So the three categories and we're only giving gold medals are |
0:16.3 | hat care, friendship and crisis management. So let's start with hat care of the following three |
0:23.3 | girls. Who are you giving the gold? Molly, Susiel or Hosephina? Oh, my God. |
0:32.0 | Wow, I'm going to give it to Hosephina. Um, so I'm breed to never forget. I still think about you, |
0:38.9 | girl. Molly's getting not even the bronze. She's an embarrassment. There's no bronze. There's no |
0:44.4 | bronze. Okay. For friendship, you have to choose between Addy, Kyrsten and Marie Grace and whether |
0:52.0 | their friends are still alive is not a determining factor. I'm giving Addy the gold. |
0:59.5 | No question. Fantastic. Our final category of crisis management, you have to choose between |
1:05.1 | Caroline, Kaya or Samantha. Wow, that's hard. I think I actually want to give it to Kyrsten |
1:14.3 | because I know she's not a nominee, but I do like her chaos and I do think it would bring |
1:19.1 | something to the table. That's fair. That's fair. We can switch categories. That works. |
1:32.5 | Welcome everyone to American Girls The Podcast. This is the show where we're reliving the American |
1:37.9 | Girl series book by book. I'm Mary. I'm still Allison still going for the gold or the silver or |
1:44.7 | whatever the committee chooses to give to me. Oh, wow. That's the way to get into the Olympics, |
1:50.9 | which I know that you're not watching, but these Olympics are some of the bleakest games these |
1:56.8 | eyes have seen. And I'm an Olympics person. I will watch even though it's incredibly fraught. |
2:04.3 | Like the Olympics to me are both mean like nothing and everything. It's like this is a meaningless |
2:10.1 | prize. And yet it's like I defy anyone to watch someone win a gold medal beyond the podium. |
2:18.0 | And they're playing the anthem for you. And it's like I choke up. I have nothing to do with this. |
2:22.7 | And I'm choking up. So that works for you in a way that say the national anthem in just |
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