Hey, all of it. Why was your zipper down? You have so many bonus pockets. It's incredible.

One, two, three, four, five, six, bro. Seven. Oh, that's it. Uh,

my ass. Crazy. What's the longest? Thank you. The longest episode you've had. Yeah,

what is the longest episode you've had? Oh, what the fuck that kid does that that we're

going to turn this into a Joe Rogan podcast. Six hours. Say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous.

That guy's fucking ridiculous. Don't know. It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy.

Welcome to subscribe. No, no, no, no, no, you know we're going to do hours. That's what

people will know you for. That's a good number one. You always have the longest one. We need

to do it tomorrow. I've never had the longest one in my entire life, even if I measure

in metric. As you said, it does sound way cooler though. Oh, bro, have you ever heard

like centimeters? I asked. I was working at a farm and they had a bunch of dudes from South

African. I was like, you guys use a metric system down there? They're like, absolutely.

I was like, how do you guys measure your genitals? That's actually a really good question.

I was like, bro, that's fucking dope because you got a lot of numbers in South Africa.

Three digits like literally everywhere, but America, but it's like, I think you got a lot

more centimeters than you do inches. Believe me. Yeah. When I say like two inches hard,

five centimeters, that's like fucking 200. I had to explain to him what an any was, but

I mean, after that, they don't have it still fucked, but it was fine. They're like, what's

the negative sign? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's not. It's like a reverse belly button. It's

a belly button. I got two kids. They were half court shots, both times. What does that

mean? What the fuck does that mean? I have two kids. It was like, I just picture you about

to come and you're like, come and call me, but you don't do this. You just jump back

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