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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

810 - Wifentines Day

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

- BudDocs.org sponsorship for medical marijuana licenses  
- Valentine's Day gift idea: giving weed  
- BudDocs.org's telemedicine services  
- Dispensary deals and promotions  
- Live intro for "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan"  
- Valentine's Day episode with their wives  
- AI struggling to generate specific concepts  
- How their wives influenced the podcast  
- Forgetting Valentine's Day due to weed  
- Memory issues linked to marijuana use  
- Complaints about Valentine's Day traditions  
- STEM Fest at the Science Center  
- Tom and Dan merchandise clearance sale  
- Rebranding discussion and old merch clearance  
- Joke about selling an offensive shirt  
- BDM appreciation event and $5 t-shirts  
- Debate on year-long BDM membership  
- Valentine's Day relevance for long-term couples  
- Childhood Valentine's traditions and candy nostalgia  
- Friend getting married on Valentine's Day  
- How Valentine's Day changes over time  
- Morning fart routine in marriage  
- Couples who don't fart in front of each other  
- Nudity and modesty in households with kids  
- Kids' funny comments about body hair and anatomy  
- Personal grooming habits and preferences  
- Nostalgia influencing attraction  
- Debate on whether hair improves appearance  
- Joke about Freudian influence on preferences  
- Women's opinions on men's grooming  
- Beard maintenance and laziness in shaving  
- AI-generated song reference  
- Joke about looking like a wizard or homeless  
- Last-minute Valentine's gift shopping at Publix  
- Experience at Publix with panic-buying dads  
- Traditional Valentine's gifts: do people want them?  
- Nostalgia for classic chocolates like Russell Stover  
- Growing tired of gift-giving as adults  
- Buying gifts for oneself  
- Joke about overpriced Valentine's cards  
- Family annoyed by constant joking  
- Obsession with Aqua Fairies toy  
- Playing with Aqua Fairies while others camp  
- Sensory toys for relaxation  
- Hobbies that bring joy without productivity  
- Aqua Fairies vs. pinball as pointless fun  
- Frustration over excessive plastic toys  
- Disliking consumerism in gift-giving  
- Debate over Aqua Fairies being childish  
- Tommy struggling to understand different perspectives  
- Nostalgia and humor influencing toy preferences  
- Maisie's Valentine's gift: emotional support chicken nugget plushies  
- Valentine's Day is mainly for kids  
- Valentine's Day relevance in long-term relationships  
- Memories of past Valentine's Days  
- Joke about past boyfriends and gifts  
- Past relationships without jealousy  
- Mo Dewitt's law firm promotions and charity events  
- Mo Dewitt's charity bowl-a-thon  
- Is Valentine's Day just a corporate holiday?  
- Preference for nice dinners over traditions  
- Last-minute invite for Andrea and Crystal  
- Andrea frustrated by lack of notice  
- Fitness tracking rings and stress monitoring  
- Planning the Valentine's Day episode  
- Failing to buy each other's wives gifts  
- Struggling to pick good Valentine's gifts  
- Anxiety and forgetfulness due to hip issues  
- Difficulty focusing before big events  
- Hypochondria's impact on daily life  
- Valentine's Day post asking for bad partner stories  
- Hilarious and disturbing responses  
- Why people stay in bad relationships  
- Extreme gaslighting and manipulation stories  
- Ex taking credit for flowers he didn't send  
- Ex convincing girlfriend a photo was of her  
- Debate on recognizing one's body in photos  
- Jokes about familiarity with personal anatomy  
- Spouses inspecting each other's medical concerns  
- Many struggle with hypochondria but don't discuss it  
- Meme about true love: popping a partner's pimple  
- Debate over casual pimple popping vs. serious checks  
- Sending inappropriate pictures to spouses  
- Low probability of rare diseases but still anxious  
- Debate on tempting fate and superstition  
- Story of a man's marriage to a pathological liar  
- Lies about careers and false accusations  
- Financial deceit, stealing wedding money  
- Losing part of a finger from exhaustion  
- Wife leaving after he finished PT school  
- Why people stay in toxic relationships  
- Friends dealing with pathological liars  
- Joke about "frogging plus" as an advanced move  
- Recognizing bad relationship patterns  
- Tom chaperoning Tommy's school Mud Walk  
- History of the Mud Walk tradition  
- Comparing school trip traditions  
- Andrea's childhood Everglades camping trip  
- Concerns about nighttime trip dangers  
- Old photos of the trip with Z. Cavaricci jeans  
- Nostalgia for childhood camping trips  
- Should parents attend field trips?  
- Concerns about trusting teachers  
- Joke about needing survival skills  
- Valentine's Day episode wrap-up  
- Ad read for Dr. Powers and My Eternal Vitality  

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by.

0:04.2

Buddox.org, a great Valentine's Day present.

0:08.1

Give your partner the gift of weed.

0:10.4

Yeah, give him a bill.

0:11.5

And, you know, it's a medical marijuana license.

0:16.1

And when you go see Dr. Shenlati, after you see him one time in person, then it's all telemedicine after that.

0:22.5

From here on out, yeah, smooth salient.

0:24.1

And you're going to save a lot of money, like new patients.

0:26.3

If you are a new, if you want to try it, 175, existing patients, 125,

0:31.7

transfer patients like me and Tom, we transferred from our doctors.

0:34.8

That's only 99 bucks. Like Tom said, you see him in person once, and then after that, it's all telemedicine.

0:40.3

He does this really cool thing on his website.

0:42.6

If you go to buddocs.org, it's called Buddeals.

0:45.4

Everything at the top is categorized into, like, first purchase, second purchase, industry, loyalty, seniors.

0:52.1

And you just go there with what deal you want, and you find the best deals on medical marijuana anywhere.

0:57.6

And you make your appointment online same-day appointments available, so you can make a same-day appointment.

1:03.7

Like today, pick a date, go there, and when you leave, you can go to dispensaries.

1:09.6

And there are lots of them. Look around. Next time you drive around, there's a dispensary on every quarter. can go to dispensaries. And there are lots of them.

1:11.1

Look around.

1:12.2

Next thing you drive around, there's a dispensary on every corner.

1:14.6

More dispensaries than affordable housing.

1:16.8

Yeah.

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