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It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark.

Join Tales for Dark Knights.

Good evening, listener. Your listener into Chillin' Tales for Dark Knights.

On to Knights' program, we invite you to leave behind your safe reality and descend with us into the frightened and depths of the most terrifying imaginations, with audio adaptations of two rounds of frightened infixion, about fiendish felines and rectal ruin.

Yeah, you heard me right.

And both of tonight's Tales are Chillin' Tales exclusives, with our main event debuting on to Knight's show, and it's all just in time for a certain foolish time of year.

Though the 1st of April may be over, I think you'll agree that after tonight's program, we've had the last laugh.

I'm your host Drew Blood, filling in for host Steve Taylor. Tonight I'll be your guide as we traverse the dimly lit corridors of your darkest dreams.

Joining us tonight to help bring to life the frightened infixion of T.G. Westman and N.M. Brown, our voice talents Jesse Brown, and the full cast ensemble include Jonathan West, Felipe Elheda, and Melissa Medina.

Now, get your ticket ready, take your seat in our theater of the minds, and brace yourself. It's time to turn off the lights, and turn on the dark.

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