I'm Tension, I'm Tension, now some of you of course may well realise that this is

of course Italian for Achtung, Achtung, I'm trusty catchphrase.

And this isn't the first time we've used the language to open our show.

There's a good reason for that, which I'll explain in a moment.

So welcome to We Have Ways that Make You Talk.

Now James and I are adventure to the National Army Museum in Chelsea, London's

Fashionable Chelsea.

Which means we fought our way across London from the Imperial War Museum

for the Mean Streets of Lambeth and let me tell you, it was Helen Demstreet's.

We're not cut out for urban warfare James and I, we're far too gentile.

Now we have a very special guest joining us today.

We're in the museum and it's open, which is why you can hear the sound of gunfire

and aircraft strafing our position.

The occasion is sunny, got a bit quiet.

Well, we've certainly got to go to the tension.

But we have with us a very special guest who's grandfather served in the Second World War

and who's journeyed through Italy has been recently explored in a television documentary

on another than BBC One.

It is of course Gary did a good welcome Gary.

Oh, thank you very much.

Before we start, can I just do one thing?

Yeah.

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