81. Despicable Houseguest

The Secret Room | True Stories

Ben Hamm

Storytelling, Personal Journals, Story, Podcast, Stories, True, Society & Culture

4.4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Would you tell an over-the-top obnoxious and drunk house guest to get out? What if he was your best friend's husband? You will not believe what happened to Roxy.

TEAM
Production support: Susie Lark
Street Secrets: Bobbi Jo Valdez
Digital Marketing: Tassja Cadoch
The Sound Engineer: Chet

PICTURES
See Roxy at her wedding. Maude, her best friend and bridesmaid stands behind her. Also, the the bathroom that got soaked in vomit on that hapless night now restored to its original splendor.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Today I want to recommend a podcast I know you'll love,
0:02.8	Play Me, from CBC Podcasts.
0:05.6	Play Me takes contemporary theater plays and turns them into bingeable audio dramas.
0:10.6	Like the story of Sophie, a young working class wife who has a lot to learn about love and sex
0:17.2	in a time before birth control. Get the best seat in the house with Play Me.
0:21.8	Subscribe now wherever you get your podcasts.
0:25.3	What's your secret?
0:26.7	All right. So when I was 17, I answered an ad in the newspaper for an escort.
0:35.0	Not knowing what an escort was until my father got home from work that day.
0:41.0	And I mentioned that I had applied to be an escort.
0:45.6	Of course he was absolutely furious and explained to me that it was another name for a hooker.
0:53.2	So I was definitely appalled and totally petrified.
1:01.6	And my phone started ringing that night at 11 p.m. asking for interviews.
1:06.4	First up, I need to let you know there is liberal use of curse words in today's episode.
1:26.1	They're used in laughing frustration over today's secret.
1:29.2	Oh my god, Ben, Jesus.
1:31.6	Yes.
1:32.4	Okay, here we go.
1:34.2	So my name is Roxie and my secret is that I've never told my childhood best friend what her husband did in my house
1:42.8	when he was visiting from out of town.
1:47.0	Or perhaps better stated.
1:49.2	My name is Roxie and my secret is that I think my best friend's husband is a douchebag.
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