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Welcome to Night Vale

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4.8 • 28.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2016

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Night Vale High School’s AP Auto Shop teacher demonstrates some of his inventions at the Museum of Forbidden Technologies. Plus, a visit from an adorable puppy, an update on the Trial of the Century, and a look at the Community Calendar.

The voice of Maureen was Maureen Johnson (www.maureenjohnsonbooks.com).

Weather: "Table Song" by Katie Kuffel (www.katiekuffel.com)

Music: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.
0:02.6	Don't believe me?
0:03.6	Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store.
0:05.8	You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blankets, stickers, posters, mugs,
0:09.6	and so on.
0:10.6	In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.
0:14.2	We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.
0:17.4	So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be
0:21.1	there long.
0:22.2	Some new items we just got in.
0:24.2	A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big
0:28.8	Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale
0:34.4	spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and
0:39.8	beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth.
0:42.4	Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.
0:46.4	Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all.
0:51.9	To air is human.
0:54.3	But to air is also computer.
0:57.9	We'll have to find another test to reveal which of us are secretly bots.
1:03.6	Welcometonightvail.
1:34.6	Let's start things off with the community calendar.
1:38.9	This afternoon, the Museum of Forbidden Technologies will be hosting a lecture by Night Vale
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