Hey, hey, hey, sugar crisp, unless you're another cereal, then I won't call you sugar

crisp.

Welcome to the show, a million apologies.

We are late, a day late. I will explain why as we get into the podcast here after the intro

I hate being late, but hopefully you'll understand once you hear my little tale of, whoa!

Also, we will be talking about something that you

can participate as an adult that will make you feel young.

I had a really cool exchange with some young school children a really fun and

wonderful interaction with these kids and I'm going to share it with you it was

just it was just splendid and magical and beautiful and I want you to hear it.

Also a crazy news story, oh my God, this one made me laugh because it was so tragic and then had kind of a happy ending and

Oh wait till you hear this crazy news story. It's just a mindbender and then lastly at the end of the podcast we will be I will be reading my fourth

installment of the the short story I wrote about the water hose time machine

hopefully you're you're enjoying that and it's all getting started right now you guys so here we go

this is the Harlan highway.

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about words?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit on you big ball fuck.

Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?

What's happened?

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