806: My Cookie Pants

Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.8 • 22.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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On this week's episode, Elliot gets in her cookie pants and tries to convince Turk to reveal JD's sexual fantasies. In the real world, we contemplate the horrors of AI and Dr. Penis makes his triumphant return.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on I Heart. I'm going to explore
0:06.8	the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions. Like,
0:13.6	can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain
0:20.9	steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman.
0:27.4	On the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:33.0	Hey, I'm Donald Faizon. And I'm also Donald Faizon. We're here to announce that we'll be doing
0:36.4	our first ever live version of our podcast, Fake Doctors Real Friends on June 10th in Seattle.
0:41.6	We'll be rewatching the musical episode of Scrubs. My musical. So bring your partner, bring your
0:45.5	friends, bring your kids. Maybe don't bring your kids, but bring your dog. I don't think they can
0:48.7	bring their dogs. Well, it's Seattle. Who knows what goes on up there. We go find out. Yes, we will
0:53.1	click on the link in our bios or click on our show description to get tickets to the first and
0:57.6	who knows maybe only ever live version of Fake Doctors Real Friends. Get your tickets now at
1:02.3	ticketmaster.com. Search Fake Doctors at ticketmaster.com. Between April 1971 and September 1972,
1:11.3	six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying
1:17.4	on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. They killed her believe that he
1:22.3	may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Sign freeway fan.
1:29.7	Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:37.1	There he is. Wait here he is everybody. Thunderous applause.
1:40.7	Turn your key, sir. Turn your key. I'm getting retro on him. Look at you.
1:51.9	All right, going back to turn your key. Turn your key, sir. Turn your key.
1:59.1	What does he say something like? I need to get someone on the phone before I kill 30 million
2:02.8	people. Yes, something like that. War games. War games. If you know, by the way, war games should be
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