So you want some facts, do you? I'm going to imagine you do because that's why you're here. So, did you know I lost my hair when I was only 27 years old? I mean, I didn't say we're getting to the wrestling right away. But that's right, I have some facts that I am going to implant into your ears. My name is Simon Miller. You've probably worked out. I have no hair. Let's sit down and have a lovely time. Number eight, we're closer to WrestleMania 80 than we are to WrestleMania 1. Now, as always, there is no WrestleMania 1.

It was just WrestleMania, so we should call it the original WrestleMania. I don't know

what we're talking about. But yes, think of the WrestleMania that did happen in 2006. That was

WrestleMania 42. That's only 38 away from WrestleMania 80 and obviously

it's 41 away from the birth of the event. I don't understand how that's possible, apart from the fact

that it's so damn old. I mean, we are over a decade removed from the streak being ended.

And if you go 12 years before WrestleMania 30, which of course is when the Undertaker did lose his

streak, you are back at WrestleMania 18. Do you feel sick yet? Good, you should do. Also, WrestleMania 18 seems to be the thing that's keeping everything together. Now, hopefully I will be alive at WrestleMania 80, which is a thought, because I wonder if I'll still be doing this. Like if I am an old man, are you really going to want to tune in to get my opinions on pro wrestling? I'm going to ask you now, please do that. Otherwise, I may not have a job. Do I want a job at WrestleMania, 18? I don't know. Number seven, LA Knight has been a wrestler longer than Javon Evans has been alive. John Evans was also the first participant in elimination chamber born Chamber, born after the first chamber match,

so yeah, that guy is super young. That's what we've learned. It's basically a fetus. At 43 years of age, though, L.A. Knight is still kicking ass, and his first match, we do believe the internet, was back on the 2nd of November 2003. Evans, of course, was born on the 29th of April 2004, So yes, as above, he wasn't even on this earth when LA Knight was first taking his bumps.

Given they could actually... of course was born on the 29th of April 2004, so yes, as above, he wasn't even on this earth

when LA Knight was first taking his bumps. Given they could actually have a feud on Monday Night Raw, too, maybe Knight could even say that, I've been wrestling longer than you've been alive. Although actually, I'm not sure that is the best insult, because it's kind of like a self-owned. Javon can just go,

you super old dude,

and one day you're going to be dead.

Don't do that because it scares me.

Now, ha ha, you super old, dude,

and one day you're going to be dead. Don't do that because it scares me. Now, of course, the years and months do go by and we get closer to that unfangled WrestleMania 80. More and more of this is going to happen, and sooner or later, you were going to get somebody born in like 2012, winning the WWE title, And then we're done for, my friends.

There is no going back.

Number six, the Matt Hardy. somebody born in like 2012, winning the WWE title, and then we're done for, my friends.

There is no going back. Number six, the Matt Hardy, Steve Austin connection. Steve Austin,

leaving World Championship Wrestling back in the day, was a huge sliding doors moment in professional

wrestling. A quick stop at ECW saw Steve reunited with Paul Heyman, and Hayman essentially told him

to do whatever he want,

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