You guys welcome to this mushroom the podcast of deep dives in the well known and

more importantly not so well known hookups of your favorite reality TV

stars I am your host Troy McEedy and today I am not alone.

Thank God I'm not sitting in my closet by myself with a pack of Parliament lights

sitting next to me surrounded by sweaters that muffles sound.

I have a friend with me.

Diana, introduce yourself.

Oh, hi, get out of the closet, come into my arms. This is Diana Metzker, a friend of the

smushroom, friend of the emotionally broken psycho's Facebook page, just a general friend of Troy. and

I'm thrilled and honored to be on his podcast.

So we became pen pals.

We basically have like a You've got mail situation going on right now. It's like

a like we pass love letters via Facebook messenger all the time and we're in love.

And thankfully neither of us owns a big conglomerate that's going to ruin the other one.

Except you know maybe your podcast empire and I'm like I'm you, just talking aloud to pigeons, my version.

Like talking to myself alone on the street.

Your podcast could have ruined that for me.

But you know, I'm willing, I'm willing, may you be the Tom Hanks to my Meg Ryan.

Oh my God, I would love nothing more.

Maybe we could even, even better, better we could be like what's that Sandra

Bullic romantic comedy where she like sticks letters in the mailbox and then like

I'll get them in the future. Oh you could absolutely be the Kiano to my

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