8: Rachael gives up on looking cool, exchanges her charity gift for Guns and Roses tickets and gets hit by karma.

Be Here For A While

Education, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 30 June 2016

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Rachael gives up on looking cool the moment she catches herself walking down the street in loafers and workout shorts, sipping cough syrup straight from the bottle. Later, at a charity fundraiser, Rachael and Kristen Doute exchange a charity raffle prize for Guns and Roses tickets, only to find out the concert falls on the same day as her friend's wedding. And Rachael gets hit by the karma bus after complaining about taking care of her sick boyfriend over the weekend.

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0:00.0	What's up everyone? How you doing? I don't know why I asked that as if you have a chance to respond but I care. I ask because I care because I want to know how you are doing.
0:12.0	So you could just like tweet me how you're doing. So you could just like tweet me how you're doing.
0:14.0	Anything, I'd like to hear it.
0:16.8	Rachel No Brian, R-A-E-L-N, O-B-R-I-E-N.
0:22.1	This is going to be a solo podcast today. I almost didn't do it because I have been
0:27.5	feeling sick and I feel like I'm losing my voice. It's better now a little bit, but I wanted to save my voice for my comedy show tomorrow,
0:36.1	but then I was like, you know what? I made a commitment. On Thursdays, I release a podcast.
0:42.0	So on Wednesdays, I will record one.
0:45.0	So here I am.
0:46.7	I've been realizing more and more that like, as time goes on,
0:52.4	I just start to care less and less about how I appear as a person.
0:58.0	I think that's just like getting older, like who knows what I'm going to be like when I'm 70?
1:02.0	Just probably just like pants off walking down the street,
1:06.0	just giving people thumbs up.
1:08.0	What up dog?
1:10.0	Because this morning I wanted to get some day quill. I was like trying to avoid like taking any
1:17.1	medicine while I was sick and then I just couldn't take it anymore. And so I was like I'm going to
1:21.5	get some day quill. So I walked to the liquor store on the corner as one would do when they need medicine.
1:28.0	It's just the only store within walking distance.
1:31.0	And normally the dude behind the counters used to me going there
1:35.0	to buy booze. So he was genuinely shocked when I walked up to the counter with a
1:39.0	bottle of day quill and two things at Juice.
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