8: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Joined by her very own mother you would think some topics of conversation would be off limits. Nope! To get in the holiday spirit Sofia decided to spend some quality time with her mom, Lola. Together they recount some of their craziest memories together. Most notably when Lola walked in on a 17 year old Sofia seducing her boyfriend in a candlelit bathtub, or when she was mugged by a monkey in Thailand. It hasn’t always been the smoothest road raising Sofia, but it’s clear that this apple did not fall far from the tree, and the Mother Sloot tells us why. HAPPY THANKSGIVING SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: nodayswasted.co/SOFIA30 Shipstation: SOFIA Jenni Kayne: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Have a holly jolly. Wait, what's the Thanksgiving song? The only fun song. Adam Sandler.
0:15.0	Okay. Hi everybody. Welcome to Sophia with a pH. My name is Sophia Franklin. I really
0:24.4	need to stop doing that. Welcome to Sophia with an F. My name is Sophia Franklin. I am joined here
0:31.8	by the one the only the queen, the queen Lola. Hi mom. Hi. How are you? I'm so good.
0:42.2	Can you guys hear that sarcasm? She's 10 out of 10 does not want to be here right now.
0:49.2	She wanted to record this morning and I was just too tired but not true. I want to be here. She's lying.
0:57.7	Uh-huh. Okay mom. So let's give them actually before you even talk. This lady has an accent for days.
1:07.9	I didn't notice already. So I'm the immigrant mother by the way. Okay you don't have to title. You have a name.
1:17.0	I know. Bawala. Not to say anything worse. Before like we're fucking tuning out. We're not going to
1:25.3	call her by her real name. Bawala because that's too hard for people to say. We call you Lola. Yes.
1:32.4	Right mom? Right. And she does have an accent so please bear with us. Please just give us a chance.
1:38.8	You're gonna not see it right? All your words. I will try. Is that good? Try. That's how I talk.
1:47.8	That's how you try. Maybe that's where you get it from. Maybe that is. So mom I'm so excited to have you here.
1:55.0	Um this episode is dropping on Thanksgiving. Yay. Okay too much. Happy Thanksgiving guys.
2:06.5	Happy Thanksgiving. We're just gonna give you guys a little Thanksgiving special.
2:12.5	We have a song prepared. We have a song prepared A and then B we're gonna spend the whole time telling you how to prepare a turkey.
2:20.9	For 45 minutes. Actually mom what advice would you give them to prep a turkey? Just don't do it.
2:30.0	As you can tell she's a real Martha Stewart always has been. I woke up with microwavable meals.
2:39.9	Oh I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Mom I'm so happy to have you here. This episode is not for you to make me look good.
2:50.9	It's not. It's not. It's the complete opposite. I want you to be real honest. Tell the people what they want to hear.
2:58.4	And let's get started. Okay quickly. The word slew. I have been calling my listeners and myself and you and everyone I know a slew.
3:11.6	And you have to for how long? Forever. We've been saying the word slew since the beginning of time.
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