8/31: ESPN Duped by Fake High School, and a String of Penis-Related Crimes

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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ESPN aired a High School Football game with a fake school playing in it (00:19:17), while a terrifying sting of penis related incidents gripped the nation, including one man who removed his own penis during a police chase (00:50:15). This, and much more on today’s episode of Hard Factor... (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time, w/ Will (00:05:46) - Holidays - Bacon and Whiskey Day, Lawyer Talk (00:07:25) - Today in History - Jack the Ripper, Honolulu, and General Sherman (00:11:16) - #3 - Weather: South Lake Tahoe evacuated due to record setting fires in California, and Hurricane Ida Damage Report (00:15:14) - #2 - Taliban owned Blackhawk helicopters and other newly acquired military gear are being put to use for public executions, while the USA withdraws all troops from Afghanistan (00:19:17) - #1 - Bishop Sycamore is a fake high school that somehow got a football game aired on ESPN (00:26:13) - The Story of MGD and the Tennessee River - Wes takes us to the homeless camps near Knoxville for a violent crime that luckily got foiled by some dog shit and good samaritans TikTok International Moment, w/Pat (00:36:11) - Russia - Sushi Restaurant Bullied into Removing Interracial Ad (00:41:20) - Brazil - Organized Criminals Using Human Shields on their Vehicles (00:43:48) - China - the CCP is Limiting Video Game Time to Just 3 Hours a Week for All Children (00:50:15) - Lightning Round of Penis Incidents: Each one crazier than the last, starting with dildos on roofs, and ending with actual penises being removed… a shocking report from Mark. These stories and more… brought to you by our fantastic sponsors. Talkspace - Match with a licensed therapist when you go to talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code HARDFACTOR. Gabi - Start saving on your auto insurance today! Go to Gabi.com/hardfactor to start saving today! Helix Sleep - Go to HelixSleep.com/hardfactor, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life & get up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows . Also download the Greenroom App by Spotify to join us for LIVE What the Fuck Wednesday Shows, every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480 or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Pods to hear it on Friday's show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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