8/20 3-1 Super Glue in the Coke
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Covering every kind of stupidity. |
| 0:19.0 | Covering every kind of stupidity. Gentlemen, we've just received a phd in stupidity every morning you're |
| 0:26.1 | listening to the todd and tyler radio empire as you booge last night i could go for a mcgiddle |
| 0:31.7 | uh do you call 9-1-1 for a mc? Yeah, somebody in Georgia did that. |
| 0:38.2 | Oh, really? |
| 0:39.1 | Somebody called 911. |
| 0:40.9 | And then what happened? |
| 0:41.9 | For an emergency, and the person that answered the 911 number was ordering breakfast. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, so she wasn't at the call center. |
| 0:49.9 | You can answer remotely? |
| 0:52.1 | It sounded like they might have been coordinating breakfast amongst the dispatchers. We're all putting in a big order. What do you want? She wasn't taking calls while sitting in a drive-thru. No. Yeah, I don't think you can work from home as a 911 operator. I think they've got some screens and buttons they need. Yeah, all right right is that what it was then they're ordering |
| 1:11.0 | mcgrittles she's making a good choice yeah they're not bad is that the one with the |
| 1:16.1 | marvel is that the one with the pancakes of the bun yes okay i'm not into those well i don't |
| 1:22.0 | understand why they would ever put cheese on it but with the sausage and just the bun and so the |
| 1:26.5 | yeah the cheese she's not |
| 1:27.7 | necessary now you're right now not at all we don't have the technology for the dispatcher |
| 1:31.3 | to forward her calls to her cell phone while she's going to get him a grittal well you have |
| 1:35.9 | to be able to answer quickly because people dying when I don't I yeah I would I want them to |
| 1:41.2 | the phones in her purse going oh hang on a second yeah what could I do for you yeah oh you dead sorry so want them to be in. The phone's in her purse. Phone in her purse going. Oh, hang on a second. |
| 1:44.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.0 | What could I do for you? |
| 1:46.1 | Yeah. |
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