799 - Boogers, Couches, & Tuddle
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2024
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
- Weekly visits to The Current seafood counter in College Park for fresh seafood and good drinks.
- Highlights of The Current menu, including lobster rolls, blackened fish sandwiches, and northeast beers.
- Promotion of The Current’s two locations: College Park and Henry's Depot in Sanford.
- Mention of Curtis Earth trivia on Monday nights at The Current.
- Broadcast originating from the "Injured on the Go Just Call Mo Studio."
- Jelly Roll's bizarre booger-eating incident at a UFC event and the comedic song inspired by it.
- Introduction of the couch racing team in studio, joined by Tuttle via Zoom.
- Discussion of Bubba the Love Sponge’s content house and antics like yoga and dodgeball.
- Seth’s stress from selling his house, managing water damage, and juggling multiple responsibilities.
- Reflections on the challenges of balancing extracurricular activities for kids like karate and breakdancing.
- Praise for Seth’s dojo professionalism and critiques of belt inflation at other martial arts schools.
- Mention of the "Poof" spray for odor elimination and its surprisingly effective results.
- Maisie’s independence in making her own lunch and her general strong work ethic.
- Tommy’s struggles with karate and his math challenges, eventually improving his grades to quit karate.
- Commentary on parenting styles, perseverance, and managing kids’ preferences for activities.
- Anecdote about Maisie disliking a gymnastics facility despite her love for the sport.
- Balancing Max’s activities, including chorus, breakdancing, and cross country, with a focus on supporting his interests.
- Debate on capoeira’s practicality for self-defense and reflections on preparing kids for challenges.
- Seth’s phased home renovation project and difficulties finding a new assistant after Huggy left.
- Anecdote about a 67-year-old man kicking someone at Seth’s dojo and what it says about discipline.
- Commentary on Butterbean’s challenge to Jake Paul and how DDP yoga is helping him stay active.
- Frustration over the lack of support for events like beer fest and promotions for Seth’s dojo.
- Detailed discussion of the musical Wicked, including audience reactions and plot inconsistencies.
- Ranking musicals: Hamilton tops the list, followed by Wicked, Rent, and Phantom of the Opera.
- Andrea’s funny story about using her toes for unconventional tasks.
- Excitement for the upcoming Sofas and Suds couch racing event, team dynamics, and Tuttle steering the couch.
- Tuttle’s chaotic experience living at a content house, including sleeping in a tent and dealing with mishaps.
- Challenges of setting up the cash cube event, powered by leaf blowers, with the highest cash grab at $297.
- Logistics of running a family-friendly event like Sofas and Suds and avoiding inappropriate antics.
- Commentary on Jay Leno’s resilience after setting himself on fire and falling down a hill.
- Reflection on Jay Leno’s eye patch, toughness, and his YouTube series Jay Leno's Garage.
- Interest in interviewing the Flying Golf Carts stunt team after their viral golf cart crash.
- Viral video confirmation of Jonnu Smith’s touchdown football landing with his son and reactions to the coincidence.
- Updated details on the kayaker who faked his death and his eventual video confirming he was alive.
- Criticism of the sheriff’s emotional plea for the kayaker to return to his family despite his clear intent to leave them.
- Discussion about movie theater alcohol policies, the absurdity of one-drink-per-person rules, and their enforcement.
- Comparisons between strict theater rules and more relaxed restaurant and bar policies.
- Announcement of a special Thanksgiving family podcast episode featuring wives and children.
- Reflection on how children have grown and their anticipated behavior during the podcast.
- Invitation for listener-submitted questions for the family-centric Thanksgiving show.
- Closing reminder of the upcoming event and well wishes for attendees to travel safely.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You know, if you really want to just hang out with me, just I'll be at the current tonight. |
| 0:04.4 | There you go. |
| 0:05.1 | You're there a lot. |
| 0:06.0 | I go every Friday. |
| 0:07.0 | You know, my dad would go every Friday to his favorite seafood restaurant. |
| 0:11.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:11.8 | And I've always made jokes that my daughter is, like, they're like carbon copies. |
| 0:15.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.6 | Like her and my dad. |
| 0:16.9 | And now my daughter, like every Friday, we go to the current seafood counter in college park, |
| 0:21.2 | and she gets two orders of their peel and eat garlic shrimp. |
| 0:25.1 | Super good. |
| 0:25.9 | And then we get some hush puppies. |
| 0:27.5 | But they have really great Northeast casual seafood. |
| 0:31.0 | If you haven't been, it's so casual, so fun, pet-friendly outside. |
| 0:34.5 | Great beers, great drinks. |
| 0:35.8 | Tell them about the drinks. |
| 0:36.7 | Yeah, well, first, it's counter service. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah, easy. |
| 0:39.3 | It's super casual. |
| 0:41.3 | And the food, the lobster rolls, the blacken fish sandwiches, the peel and eat |
| 0:46.5 | meal and eat shrimp, like Daniel was talking about, seafood pasta, salads, fried seafood, |
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