785. Costumes & Cretins: Episode 1

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

A spooky themed D&D show?! Releasing on Halloween? 10-12 hours of content released for the next 10 weeks?! Small Beans dropping a new show without any warning?!? Michael Swaim wrote a short Dungeons & Dragons campaign for his buds Starline Hodge, Abe Epperson, and David Bell. They basically know as much as you do, so we recorded it and here it is. Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Starline Hodge: https://twitter.com/starlinex Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty David Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooligan Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	And the Oh, Hello everybody hopefully that'll sound cool in podcast form because the Doppler effect
0:35.8	which I'm gonna break down now in detail no I'm not hi welcome to our Halloween
0:40.8	spook-tacular I'm'm your game master, Michael Swaim.
0:44.7	That's right, it's a game.
0:46.1	Would you like to play a game?
0:48.5	Too bad, we're going to and you're just going to listen to us do that. This is called costumes and cretains,
0:55.0	which gives you just the barest hint about what's going down here,
0:59.0	but it is going to be Halloween themed,
1:01.0	and it is going to loosely follow a Dungeons and Dragons structure if you're
1:04.6	familiar so let's what's an honor among thieves joke I can use to segue
1:11.9	here's Abe Jefferson star hodge and David Bell.
1:15.6	Hi. We're gonna be the playable characters he's the dungeon master.
1:23.0	I have no idea what I've just gotten into.
1:26.0	We don't know.
1:27.0	They have not seen their character sheets.
1:28.0	They don't know anything which I think is important.
1:31.0	I will say to the players, I'm going to be dropping Google
1:35.1	links in Google Doc links into chat so just make sure you have discord handy
1:41.7	because you'll be clicking those and then like
1:43.8	information will come up that's special to you yeah who's real quick sound off
1:49.9	who's rocking two monitors I recently upgraded that in my life.
1:53.4	And it's so good.
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