What Most People Think

Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, What Most People Think.

Hello and welcome to episode 78 of What Most People Think.

How are you doing, man?

Have you got a little bit of that weird

feeling in your stomach, that little sort of butterfly of optimism? Has it happened as a result

of Boris's roadmap? Is it a roadmap? It doesn't seem like a very fast road, let's be honest,

if that is the pace that we're going to say, is it a roadmap or is it a sort of medium-paced donkey trek

back to normality? I've got this up early today because I wanted to respond to the announcement

itself as soon as possible. But also, you know, it's a bit sunny today. There's day night cricket

tomorrow, which is Wednesday. There's some distant prospect of normality. I didn't really know

how to deal with this feeling.

But on the other hand,

when I think about how long this shit is going to take,

you know,

if you behave yourself,

if everybody's very good,

then, you know, at some point in May,

you could have a haircut in your own fucking garden.

How about that?

Hey, you lucky people.

If you behave yourself, you could, I mean, it's not, it's not a pacey sort of route out of lockdown. But I guess,

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