Golden Years, Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop. I wonder if Italians were offended by that song.

Golden Years Wop, Wop Wop, Wop.

All right, who knows, I'm not Italian. I just thought I'd ask.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway where you can be any nationality to enjoy the madness.

What a show we have today. Holy smokes, we have a crazy crazy news story that involves a crazy crazy

creature so you don't want to miss the crazy news story today. Also we're going to be listening to some of your phone calls, the pavement pounder phone calls from you guys, our listeners.

And also, we're going to be talking to a man who says he found something very, very crazy.

We're going to be having a guy call in who who said he found

something a mysterious creature that we've all wondered about. So get ready for that interview.

Should be fascinating.

And then later in the show,

the Harland Highway question of the day,

where we ask you about something that has to do with your driving ability,

your driving skills.

Are you safe?

Or is it a good thing?

Is it a bad thing?

You'll find out when we do the question of the day

here on the Harlan highway.

Where am I? What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about, Will you?

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