Well, hey there boys and girls, welcome to the Harland Highway.

All right, why am I talking like an old farmer sitting on his French front porch. Just creepy. Jeepers, creepers creepy. Hey, this is Harlan Williams,

you are on the Harlan Highway. You're not on a front porch, you're on the most important podcast in the world.

Duh, hello! D'Alo!

Interesting show today.

Today, a very tragic news story that still seems to be making the

rounds even though it's like, you know, two weeks after the fact, a beautiful,

specimen, a gorilla was shot and killed at a zoo

after a young boy fell into its enclosure and the gorilla began to man handle the young child.

A zoo official decided to take the life of the gorilla and a lot of people are upset and

we've got the actual man who pulled the trigger. of the emergency animal response he's going to be here to tell us the true story of what it was like to pull the trigger

also the Harlan Highway question of the day a very interesting one that involves your middle finger.

So here we go.

This is the Harlan Highway!

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you talking about, Will you?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit on you big bald fuck.

Oh God, what's happening?

Hey, Harlan, it shall leave.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

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