77. I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend

The Secret Room | True Stories

Ben Hamm

Storytelling, Personal Journals, Story, Podcast, Stories, True, Society & Culture

4.4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Jo hopes her boyfriend never discovers that she records him. Because if she did the world she’s constructed with those recordings would collapse in an instant.

Production support: Susie Lark and Dahlia Beta

Street Secrets: Bobbi Jo Valdez

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, do you have a secret?
0:02.0	Yes, I have a secret.
0:04.0	It's about my recent wedding.
0:06.0	I had over 85 envelopes at the wedding.
0:08.0	All perfect, beautiful wedding gifts.
0:10.0	However, my best friend and his family got my information wrong.
0:16.0	His parents used their best friends last name instead of my last name.
0:21.0	So I can't cash that check.
0:23.0	And then he used my wife's first name and my last name.
0:27.0	I don't really know how to tell him that my wife's not changing her name.
0:31.0	So what are you going to do? Are you going to tell them?
0:33.0	I think I'm just going to hope that they realize that I didn't cash their checks and suddenly send me a new one.
0:39.0	I hope you do get your the checks.
0:42.0	God, I do too. It's expensive wedding.
0:44.0	Well, congratulations and thank you for the secret.
0:48.0	Thank you.
0:57.0	My name is Jo and I secretly record my boyfriend.
1:07.0	And you will not believe what I do with the tapes.
1:11.0	And where are you located?
1:15.0	Nottingham in England.
1:17.0	In the Midlands, yeah.
1:19.0	She has a rather unique way of showing the love she has for her boyfriend.
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