Welcome back to another episode of Saving Grace. Today, it's just me. You've got me on my own,

darling. And I thought we'd maybe deep dive into me and all the embarrassing things I've done

in my life to make you feel a little bit better about your life. And we're going to start from

the very beginning, which is secondary school. I've got my mate, Tat here, the original barry.

I'm going to have her come on, come off, come on. And because I feel a bit weird talking to myself,

which is why I've got drunk. So enjoy today's episode. We're going to begin at school. I went to

a school which was actually at school, I'd say I was a little shit. I was a bit of a liar. You

know when someone would come up to you and say, like, you know, just be like, oh, that girl's

annoying me a bit. What I would do is I would go up to the person they'd said it about and say,

Jerry said this about you would not have that if I were you should probably go confront them.

And then I'd be shocked when it would come back to me. That's the situation we were dealing with

at school here. Is that correct? Thank you. So I did drama at school, don't know if you can tell,

got to see actually, because I was violently shit at acting. And we had to do, if you've done

GCSE drama, you will know you have to do like a final play. In that play, I got put with the most

rogue set of people, including TAT. And our drama piece was about death. And I was death. Also,

there was rogue. There was someone like got killed in a car accident. That was Jacob. What did you,

you were Jacob's girlfriend? You got killed with him. May TAT rest in peace. I hope she's all right.

Anyway, for it, I had to have face paint like a skeleton full skeleton. I actually was really

skinny at schools. It really did fit the role. I miss her. Anyway, I had to have full skeletal paint

and back at school, I tried to fit in and would smoke roll up fags behind the drama block.

The thing is, I will be honest here, and I feel like people at school don't smoke to fit in,

because I remember after every fag, I'd feel violently sick. In fact, I nearly passed out in my

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