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77: Final Fantasy VII - Jesse Neil (Disc 1)

New Player Has Joined

Starburns Audio

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8889 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

It's finally here. Summon Holy and grab your Buster Sword because Keith and Jesse are dropping the first in a three part series about Final Fantasy VII. And once we get on this train- well, you get it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys it's Keith and this is Jesse and this new player has joined a podcast about the

0:13.0

video games people love and why they love them and today is

0:16.3

special oh god damn it very special today's a day where we trick Jesse

0:21.5

into having the best day of his life today we're talking about Final Fantasy 7, disc one.

0:25.0

Guys, Keith, planned this entire episode without me knowing,

0:32.0

got me into the studio under the guise of doing a different

0:34.8

guest, bamboozled me, ambushed me, and let me talk about my favorite game of all time in the world. This was really good I had a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun too. I'm like I'm like

0:47.4

emotionally drained right now this is this episode is crazy to me.

0:53.2

I'm gonna daze.

0:55.5

I feel like I'm drunk.

0:56.6

When we're all said and done, we probably will end up talking

0:58.8

about Final Fantasy for like four and a half hours, five hours.

1:02.0

By the end of it, yeah.

1:03.0

Because I mean, in this episode, if you haven't looked at your phone yet,

1:06.0

longer than normal, it's a bit longer than normal.

1:08.0

It's earned.

1:10.0

It's good.

1:11.0

It's fucking earned.

1:12.0

It's good. So, gang, grab a sword that's the size of you, find yourself a dragon with its tail on fire.

1:19.6

Have a friend whose arm is a gun. It's America. It's very possibly out there, and grab hold of a ship

1:25.5

that's not yours but stolen from a corporation and we're going to drive it into a crater.

1:30.0

This is new players joined. Cool, cool, good. Cool. Good.

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