#769 - Bert Kreischer

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4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2016

⏱️ 215 minutes

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor and reality television host. Check out his book “Life of the Party” on Amazon and his podcast “The Bertcast” on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello. We're live. We're live right now. Yes, we're live right now. Yes, we're live.
0:08.4	Brian, what you doing over there?
0:09.7	Nothing. Fixing some shit on my phone. I woke up today and my safari app is just missing from my phone and that's not an app you can download from the app store so it's like how the fuck do you like? You say you woke up and this happened but do you really remember last night? Yeah, except I didn't eat last night. Yeah. I doubt I doubt you remember the last few hours. I did I have this problem lately where I how fucked up was he?
0:32.8	He was getting licked up and I saw him.
0:34.4	You were getting licked up for like eight weren't you?
0:36.2	No, I didn't start drinking until after I got off stage and stuff.
0:39.3	But I did a thing where I woke up and I tell people like, oh yeah yeah I'll do your podcast but I don't
0:43.4	write it down and then like I was in bed and somebody's like hey I'll see at the
0:47.1	laugh factor in 40 minutes and I'm like whoa you got to remind me or something that's
0:51.0	that's the by the way that exact same thing happened when you did my podcast.
0:54.3	Oh yeah, you're just irresponsible.
0:56.7	Let's not write it off to one night.
0:58.6	Why don't you use the calendar feature in your phone?
1:01.6	I do, but I only do it for shows it seems like
1:04.0	but like little things like podcast stuff I never really always that's not a little thing
1:07.4	that's a show that's like you make your living well I always think that people would like
1:11.4	remind me you know like not 40 minutes before be like hey I'll see you tomorrow and like okay oh yeah that okay cool yeah.
1:17.2	Okay, but then I after that I had another one that I completely forgot about so and then I had to go to the comedy show last
1:23.5	night so I think Brett is making an excellent point you shouldn't write it off to
1:27.3	other people maybe just maybe you should keep a calendar oh it's me. But I don't think of podcasts is a little thing at all.
1:35.4	Like if I'm going to do some of these podcasts, that's a big deal.
1:37.7	No, no, but when you're like at a comedy club, stoned and somebody goes, hey, you should do my podcast next Monday.
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