Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jury, box froze, fuck up,

pole, fuck up stove, counted millions in a cold, bad bitch, bootage

swo, got up on bank road, can't fold, just a no, head shot, case clothes.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling.

This is the show for the realist.

Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and

of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality.

Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz,

the motherfucking internet.

That's what we're gonna do.

CTI stands for Cruz, the internet.

That's where we put topics of the day up on the screen.

We speculate on what's true and what's not true.

And then we talk about how we, the people,

have to solve these problems going on in the world.

Now, if you're new to the show, we have many formats within the show.

Shows within the show is what we like to say.

Sometimes we have CTI.

We're gonna have three of those this week, just so you know.

Sometimes we have Q&AF.

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