Oh, what a show, what a show, what a show we have her today, don't you know?

Yes, we have a great show. It's St. Patrick's Day, so happy St. Patty's Day to all,

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you.

To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, we have someone from Ireland coming in.

As long as it's not that freak Crrinky McCrinkles the leprocon I'll be happy

Actually it is krinky mringles and I'm very sad about it, but let's see what happens also we're going to be introducing a

new segment today a new segment about Harland being able to vent when he's pissed off. It's called the pissed off segment.

We got that today. We have the question of the day. We're going to be talking about something

plump and juicy.

Also, we have a caller, a pavement pounder called in

and left a very interesting and thought-provoking message for us.

And all that and more.

We're going to have a good, good time today. So happy St. Patrick's Day. I hope you're

wearing something green. And if not, go hang out at the Musenec guys house because here we go this is the Harland Highway

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about words?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit on you, big ball fuck.

Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?

He Harlan that's Shelley. You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

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