75. The Pissed Meter Is Broken

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. THE FUCKING SHIRTS CAME IN! Today we have some follow ups, some Jordan With The Slam submissions, distorted reality in movies, and how to deal with going to weddings. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:27.1	hello hello Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Well, you please. Hello. Hello. Hello. That's a lot. Oh, well, he never just gets a shirt. That's it. That's a national park. No, I know, but what is that picture of it? Well, it just has a shirt for no reason.
0:54.3	Is that off?
0:55.4	That's off.
0:56.1	Why is that off?
0:56.7	Why would that be off?
0:57.7	A shirt for no reason, dude.
0:58.8	I'm never a guy who wears a shirt for no reason.
1:00.5	And honestly, the shirts came in, dude.
1:01.7	Wait, this is important.
1:01.8	This is important.
1:04.3	Is not, are we recording?
1:05.2	Yeah.
1:05.8	Oh, well, what the fuck? Why's the fucking TV? Don't say swear words. Oops. In the beginning, right? I didn't mean to.
1:12.1	Shirts came in.
1:16.8	Shirts came in if you listened to two episodes ago.
1:19.4	Call the okay blank.
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