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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

74: EP 74 - (Feat. Nico Yearwood) EU in Giant Dummy Spit

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week we have a great guest, fearless & funny stand-up Nico Yearwood. We talk comedy, Meghan & Harry, BLM and the 'bravery' of no make-up selfies. 

Before that it's a quick catch-up on the politics, with the 'grim milestone' and the EU throwing a massive hissy fit.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What Most People Think

0:04.6

Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown,

0:07.9

Lockdown, What Most People Think, How?

0:14.7

And welcome to episode 74 of what most people think.

0:18.5

How, are you hanging in there?

0:20.2

Are you, are you starting there, are you hanging in there? Are you hanging in?

0:38.4

Are you starting, are you letting your standard slip? So that started happening? Because it's a bit tricky, isn't it, without any hope of things improving. Have you, if you started, have you started wearing your dressing gown? Have you, have you, till loose women starts, oh dear. Oh dear, is it going that way? Look, can we just go hard in straight off the top of the podcast here and say that dressing gowns are disgraceful they are

0:44.0

disgraceful i don't even know what the fuck they're invented if you're getting up get dressed okay it's

0:48.9

really simple unless you're i don't know getting chemo or something just get fucking fucking dressed. Do you know what I mean? I've got sympathy. You know, I discussed mental health in the last issue and it got quite a positive response. On the other hand, there is such a thing as standards. Global pandemic or not, get up, get dressed, make yourself fucking useful. Do you know what I mean? I saw something the other day was one of my pet hates and I'm sorry if this applies to you

1:12.5

but I was walking the dog

1:13.5

and there was a woman standing on her front doorstep dressing gown on, smoking and it was that kind of smoke it wasn't just smoking, you just had this fucking bereft look on her face and I don't know, maybe things are hard for her inside the house but the reason she was at the doorstep

1:08.9

was letting the dog run around on the green in front of her.

1:11.7

I thought, I'll tell you what would be better.

1:13.4

If you got dressed and you walk the fucking dog. I'm so judgmental. But, you know, it's tricky, isn't it? It's tricky with, we don't really know when things are going to start to unlock. There are some mumblings, aren't they? That they might start around Easter, but then there's some that it might go on until

1:45.7

the fucking year 2048. So I just think what the government has done wrong in a way was they kind of boosted things up last year. It said, oh, it's going to be all right soon. Yeah, we'll have Christmas, all this, all that. And now they're being really honest with us. Like, guys, it's going to be fucking tough. I think actually now I'll take a big fat lie right now

1:44.1

just fucking lie to my face being really honest with us like guys it's going to be fucking tough i think actually now i'd take a

2:01.8

big fat lie right now just fucking lie to my face about it being better what next week is it

2:07.4

all right next week brilliant and then just next week lie again because we all need uh something but

2:12.5

yeah mental health is an issue at the moment if you do want to talk to me about anything um email

2:17.1

what most people think uk at gmail dot com. Obviously, I can just, you know, I could talk about anonymously on air and stuff like that. But I will say again, the Samaritans is a good option. People just don't think of it or you think, oh, it'd be so sad to be the person calling the Samaritans. And I'll admit, I've done it myself. It doesn't feel like a top moment in life, but that's when you start doing it.

2:18.9

A problem here. There's a problem. be the person calling the Samarans and I'll admit I've done it myself doesn't doesn't feel like a top

2:34.1

moment in life but that's when you start doing it what you're a problem here there's a problem shared that is so true and and there's something about talking to a stranger unguarded I mean obviously it helps but don't don't be ringing them all the time do you know what I mean they're going don't be to the point where you're like the talk of their office going oh that's that fucking bill again.

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