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🗓️ 20 June 2017
⏱️ 118 minutes
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This week, we take a ride down lunatic lane with a man who can't help but commit some kind of crime , at every turn. This is a man who was discovered in the worst of conditions, rose to the point of success, before making sure to blow every single opportunity he was given. You'll be impressed with him, and maybe even grow to like him... but that won't last. An idiot is an idiot, and idiots are our business!!Fight your way out of the shelter, commit a Christmas robbery, then never learn your lesson with James "The Mandingo Warrior" Kirkland!!Check us out, every Tuesday. We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanHead to truecrimecomedyteam.com for all things Crime In Sports & Small Town Murder! Pre-order your 1st run, original t-shirts today, and get them in 30 days, or less!!Donate at...patreon.com/crimeinsportsPlease support our sponsors...Go to stamps.com & click on the microphone, and use the code CIS for your special offer today!!Contact us on...twitter.com/crimeinsportsinstagram.com/crimeinsportsEmail: [email protected]/Crimeinsports#crime #sports #murder #conspiracy #police #prison #jail #cops #true #truecrime #trial #drugs #mentalillness #assault #death #kill #boxing #fighting #lightmiddleweight #tyson #robbery #domesticviolence #armedrobbery #felon #wonderwoman #champion #stallone #overthetop
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0:06.0 | Hello and welcome back to Crime and Sports. Yay! My name is James Petrigalo. I'm here with my co-host. I am Jimmy Lisman. |
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0:44.0 | We really hope you guys listen to it. It's all crazy. This is ridiculous. No different. We have a crazy ass story this week. Just a wild one of a guy who just can't ever learn. |
0:56.0 | Never fucking learn. It's never anything before we get into that. I want to thank everyone for their iTunes reviews this week because you guys did a amazing job for us this week on those. Thank you guys so much. They're really the most appreciated thing in the world of the iTunes reviews. |
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2:33.0 | t shirts today. You'll have them within 30 days. How about that on your body and then you can send me a picture and I will retweet it. Yes, we'll both retweet it on the page. We'll retweet it. |
2:43.0 | And we will brag about you being amazing. Yes, helping us out a ridiculous amount. So yeah, if you want to do that, you can do that now. Pre-order your shirts. These are the original. This is the crime. |
2:53.0 | We're going to do like kind of we'll get rid of a shirt once we. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Yeah, we'll have new shirts. So it's going to be like that. So this will be. If we come to your time to do a live show and you show up in the original one, we'll know you're one of the first. |
3:07.0 | We'll know you're the hardcore exact. That's a kind of exactly what we do. It's like a kind of a club thing. Like, hey, you have the take a picture show us the originally like, oh, you're an original. |
3:14.0 | And if somehow I can continue doing comedy for 20 fucking years, shows up in the first generation crime and sports shirt, I can go back into the green room and jerk off. Thank you by how amazing you are. I think that's what you do. |
3:26.0 | I think I think that's protocol in 20 years. I'll probably take a nap. Yeah, I love a nap. That sounds great. I haven't slept because I've been dealing with this guy. All right. Yeah, let's get into James Kirkland. James Derek Kirkland. |
3:42.0 | He's not a junior thankful. And he's not the owner of the product sold at fucking Costco. No, he's definitely not. He's not one of those areas. Not the Kirkland man. He has one of the best names we've ever had as far as nicknames go. |
3:54.0 | Uh oh, that's why he's a boxer. Uh huh. I love boxing episodes because a they're the craziest because they've had the most blows to the head. So that usually means they're going to be insane. Yeah, you scramble that egg and it creates some weird shit. And we'll see this guy has more fights. And I've heard of anyone having a long time between all of this. And they all they also have a lot of fun. |
4:11.0 | They all they also have to have like a you have to have a braggie nickname. Yeah, you have to. So we get great nicknames. James Kirkland James Kirkland James Kirkland. I can't even guess. Well, you know, nothing in that name. Uh no, it's not about the name. His nickname is the Mandingo warrior. Oh my God. So yes. Yes. Yeah. I feel like he's definitely black. He's definitely. |
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