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#72 - Week 4 Headlines: Praising Jared Goff, Advice for Josh Allen & Defending Jay Gruden

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We recap Week 4 and go deep on Bucs-Rams and Chiefs-Lions. Chris discovers one of the best games of Jared Goff's career and Ahmed suggests an all-lateral offense. (2:35) Bears without Mitchell Trubisky "no big deal" (5:10) Vikings-Bears: "Vic Who?" & Adam Thielen criticizes Vikes O (9:50) Cowboys-Saints: "I don't think the stats would have been much better if Drew Brees was in there" (15:30) Film Deep Dive #1: Bucs O vs Rams D "This is why Jameis was a #1 pick" (27:45) Rams O vs Bucs D "One of the best games I've ever seen Jared Goff play" (36:15) Browns-Ravens Cleveland returns to the run game (40:10) Patriots-Bills Holy Secondary! & "you gotta rein it in Josh Allen " (43:50) Vontaze Burfict suspended "it's not football, it's WWE" (49:10) Film Deep Dive #2: Chiefs O vs Lions D "I think Mahomes was a little off" (59:25) Chris breaks down 2 big plays on the Chiefs game-winning drive (1:01:15) Ahmed suggests an all-lateral offense (1:02:45) Lions O vs Chiefs D "Matthew Stafford looked awesome" (1:09:00) Redskins-Giants "The best thing for Dwayne Haskins is to keep Jay Gruden right there" (1:11:30) Seahawks-Cardinals "Seattle was pissed off and they were gonna make a point" (1:12:55) Panthers-Texans "Carolina's D is real" (1:17:00) Damn! Okay Praise for Leonard Fournette, a Chargers DB and Chris' old coach

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0:00.0

Welcome to Caption Planet. He's our hero.

0:04.2

Chris and Ahmed look in pictures. But I do like the planet aspect. It's kind of a big

0:10.3

wheat for climate change. Just putting it out there, right? And I do consider myself Captain

0:15.5

Planet. I am Captain Planet. I am Captain Planet. You are. I am. Yes. And I didn't attend any climate rallies last week, but my family did. My family did. Sorry, I got to pay the bills, okay? But what up, mofos? What's happening? We hear four games in the book. Ahmed Baritas here. 25% of the way through. We're a quarter of the way through. Quarter of the way through. We're at the quarter pole. I got Donald McDonald behind the camera. Proud today. He's got his giant's hat on. Huge smile on his face. It's 71, so he's got two flannel shirts on in the end of September. And a coffee. I mean, hey. He's just not feeling anything. I don't know. This guy behind the camera, we'll show you them eventually, but I think we're better off if we don't show you. It's kind of the mysterious man. He'll run out here. He'll run out here. I mean, if he wears splannels now, what's he going to wear? Is he going to wear tank tops in, like, January? Is that what he does? Snow suit. Like my children have snows out, guns out. Like he's gonna, that's his fire. You won't even be able to see him in that. Okay, but he is on that Daniel Jones bandwag. What up everybody? We got the Chris Sims on button. Like I said, Ahmed's here. We're gonna have fun. Do deep dive on two games. Okay. We're going to deep dive the Rams Bucks scoring extravaganza. Great game. Got a few. Yeah, great game. I mean, that was fun to watch. Got a few interesting things to say about that matchup. The other game. Chiefs Lions. That was kind of the great game at the 1 o'clock time. Pretty awesome. My Detroit Lions.

1:44.7

You didn't want to believe me before the year that I said they might be kind of good this year. They might be kind of competitive. You were like, fuck this Chris Sims guy. I don't think he knows what he's talking about. Well, we've heard it so many times. Like, this is the year. This is the year. And I honestly, I'm super happy. they lost, but I'm very happy with that performance.

2:00.5

They should have won it.

2:01.3

They should have won't.

2:01.8

They turned the ball over.

2:02.6

They fumbled at the one yard line, gave up 100 yard return. I honestly, I'm super happy. They lost, but I'm very happy with that performance. They should have won it.

2:01.3

They turned the ball over.

2:02.5

They fumbled at the one yard line, gave up 100 yard return. We'll get into that, but they did. They were the better team on the field yesterday. There's no question about that. Let's see. What else we got? We got damn okay today. Damn, okay. Well, you damn.

2:16.3

Okay.

2:16.9

We got two on the list today, and I think you, I've heard you have one yourself.

2:20.5

I have one. I'm going to throw one in there, yeah.

2:21.4

All right. We got two on the list today and I think you, I've heard you have one yourself.

2:19.3

I have one.

2:20.3

I'm going to throw one in there, yeah. All right, sounds good. Oh, I did research for this one. I'm going to throw some numbers at you in some of these games that's going to make you go. I'm going to be on the damn okay, by you. You're going to, good, good, okay. Let's do that.

2:31.5

And then, all right, and let's get right to it.

2:34.2

You know what we're going to do, give me the headline.

2:35.7

That's what we're going to start off with.

2:37.2

And Let's do that. And then, all right, let's get right to it. You know what we're going to do, give me the headline. That's what we're going to start off with. And the first one is Mitchell Chubisky. Early on in that game between the Vikings and Bears, injured shoulder. So what we're hearing, the latest that we're hearing right now is non-throwing shoulder, separated shoulder, dislocated. The reports are that he's going to make the trip to London to face the Raiders, not play. I think Matt Nagy is not quite sure that that's accurate at this point, that he may or may not go. I don't think he's going to play going forward here. I can't imagine he will. But, I mean, when you have a defense like that, it doesn't even matter.

3:08.1

But so, I mean, Mitchell Trubisky goes out and Chase Daniel goes in, and Chase Daniel looked fine. Yes. I thought, and he knows that offense, too. He does, right. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, I think that's exactly the point. I mean, first off, nasty injury by Trubisky. It really is. When I saw it, I thought it like Drew Brees when he tore his shoulder with the Chargers before he ended up going to New Orleans that year. You know, you get in that position where your arm gets extended and then you fall on it as it's getting extended. It just gets pushed so far back. And seeing a few other courts, Jack Pennington had an injury like that as well, where he tore is,

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