72-Kelpie: Party Horse

Myths and Legends

Jason Weiser, Carissa Weiser

Fiction, History, Arts, Books

4.8 • 25.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

A sea horse (but not that type of sea horse) that haunts the coasts of Scotland, the kelpie is a legendary cryptid that represents the dangerous unknown of the water...as well as new guys stopping by your village for the sole purpose of picking up women. The creature this time is the Shojo, a Japanese yokai, who is living its best life: by lounging on the beach drinking and pulling off daring heists. ************ That incredibly readable book on Celtic myths and legends: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0786711078/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_VOCszbY1WGRBD ************ Sponsors: Audible: Check out http://www.audible.com/binge for a really great deal for a full year of Audible! Dollar Shave Club: for a great shave at a great price, check out Dollar Shave Club at http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/legends for a $15 value for only $5. Get razors straight to your door whenever you want them. Carvana: You can buy a car online! And pick it up as early as the next day! From a car vending machine (what?)! Check out http://www.carvana.com/legends for more info. ************ Music: “Closer” by Blue Dot Sessions “Cottonwoods” by Blue Dot Sessions “Dirtbike Lovers” by Blue Dot Sessions “Drch” by Blue Dot Sessions “Flaked Paint” by Blue Dot Sessions “Mknt” by Blue Dot Sessions “Tensor” by Blue Dot Sessions “The Big Ten” by Blue Dot Sessions “Turning on the Lights” by Blue Dot Sessions “Halter Top” by Podington Bear “Rain On Glass” by Podington Bear “Satellite Bloom” by Podington Bear

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0:00.0	This week, on the Myths and Legends podcast, it's a story of the much requested Scottish
0:05.6	water horse.
0:06.8	The Kelpie, you'll see how you can save an entire kingdom and get all the credit for
0:10.5	it without really doing anything, and that if someone responds to your marriage proposal
0:15.0	by laughing in your face, it's probably not going to work out.
0:19.2	The creature this week is a drunk orangutan on the beach, who just wants to remain a drunk
0:24.2	orangutan on the beach.
0:31.6	This is the Myths and Legends podcast, episode 72, Party Horse.
0:39.4	This is a podcast where I tell stories from mythology and folklore.
0:42.5	Some are incredibly popular stories you think you know, but with sprites and origins.
0:46.9	Others are stories you might not have heard, but really should.
0:49.8	This week's episode is brought to you by Carvana.
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1:00.2	Choose as soon as next day delivery or pick up from the world's first coin-operated car
1:05.2	vending machine and enjoy the peace of mind of a seven-day return policy.
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1:22.0	So there are a lot of creatures that are similar to the kelp.
1:25.1	A shape-shifty monster that drags people into the water.
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