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🗓️ 26 October 2015
⏱️ 180 minutes
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0:00.0 | And we're live |
0:02.0 | And we're live Dave Rubin |
0:04.0 | I'm trying to shut this fucker shut that fucking thing off for two seconds |
0:08.0 | We are here to celebrate the fact that Chris Christie got kicked off of a quiet train this morning for talking on his phone while |
0:15.3 | drinking a McDonald's strawberry shake and this is the guy who wants to ban pot. |
0:20.0 | How about ban yourself you fucking slob? How dare you? How dare he drink a McDonald's strawberry shake in public in light of everything? |
0:28.9 | Not only that, after having a stomach stapled. Yeah. It didn't really take. |
0:34.0 | Yeah, you know? |
0:35.0 | You can stretch those bit. |
0:36.0 | You can? |
0:37.0 | But you have to do something. |
0:39.0 | You think he's doing something like you just keep eating. |
0:41.0 | You just keep piling through. I know a guy who's blown through two of them. |
0:44.4 | He's had it done twice and blown through it both times. So you actually like tear open the |
0:49.2 | staples? Like is that? I, you know, I haven't done any MRIs or operations on these people we were going to go heavy |
0:55.0 | medical stuff today but as it's been explained to me Dave Rubin the skin is flexible and |
1:01.8 | if you just keep stretching that pitch out. |
1:04.0 | It's clearly with these people, like I have a friend and his friend is a friend of mine as well, but a good friend of his, and he was about, he's about to go do this. |
1:15.1 | And I said, please try to talk him out of it because you don't need surgery. |
1:18.4 | You just need to change your life. |
1:20.1 | Because the surgery is only going to fix the physical aspect of it. |
1:23.0 | There's a reason while you're stuffing all this sugar and fat and you're just, you're addicted to food. |
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