71: There Is Evil Afoot

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

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Relationships, Leisure, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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This week, Brooke and Connor are breaking down the phonics of the English language, exposing each other's beige flags, and discuss how they would survive a big tsunami. Plus, Brooke gives us an important update on last week’s appendicitis – spoiler alert: it’s not what you’re expecting.

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0:00 Still Finding Our Intro
1:04 Intro
1:38 Brooke’s Appendix Update
4:03 The Silent UTI
6:01 How To Find A Doctor
7:21 Deconstructing Words
11:21 Care/Of
13:28 Brooke’s Succession Realization
16:38 Eating With Stimmy
17:24 We Are Chimps
18:49 Eat To Live or Live To Eat?
21:09 Toxic Contacts
22:57 The OG Clout Chaser
24:21 Echo Location
25:15 Tinder
26:58 Connor’s Alien Encounter
31:15 Aliens vs Tsunamis
32:55 How To Survive A Tsunami
34:45 Shook via Earthquake
36:46 The Longest Weekend Update Ever
39:03 UGG PSA
40:40 Doppelgänger PSA
42:11 Evil Tik Tok Chefs
43:16 Pee Break!
43:31 Fan Interaction Icks
45:23 Little Mermaid Review
47:33 Good Mom Movies
49:25 Red Flags vs Beige Flags
53:18 Our Beige Flags
54:48 Scary Twitter Videos
57:26 Discovering Fresh Water Sharks
59:05 Al Paccino’s New Baby
1:00:34 The Euphoria Delay
1:01:16 The New vs Old Creator Wave
1:03:30 AHS Advertising Campaign
1:06:40 The Unhinged Brain Chip
1:08:18 Elon vs Jeff
1:08:50 Getting the Chip Or….
1:11:34 See You In Bonus!!!

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0:00.0	At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio.
0:05.3	Like when a * pulls out without indicating or when a * crosses the road without checking first,
0:10.4	or when a * doesn't understand how a * roundabout works.
0:14.4	That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks.
0:20.7	And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid.
0:27.8	Honda, the power of dreams.
0:30.0	Oh, wait, damn it. I really wanted to do.
0:32.8	We never even reckon being done the intro. I feel like we almost did it last week.
0:37.5	What do you mean?
0:40.5	Welcome back to B&C, MAP.
0:44.3	Happy to have you as always. Was that it?
0:46.6	I guess.
0:47.3	Oh, what else would you want to say?
0:49.5	Like, like a really like, um,
0:53.4	Hey guys, welcome back to Broken Conor Makeup Podcast.
0:56.6	We're here in the studio today. We've got such a fun episode.
0:59.1	Hope everyone had an awesome Memorial Day weekend, long weekend, and short week.
1:04.6	Very good. What else could we ask for?
1:06.2	No, that's perfect.
1:07.5	We should listen back to the episode, write that down on an index card.
1:12.2	But next weekend, like next week in a recording,
1:14.4	will not be Memorial Day weekend.
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