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71. Chris Gets the Giggles

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Fresh episodes every month. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we're discussing vanity plates, coworkers who eat orange chicken every day, coworkers who are torching the bathroom, asking your neighbors if you can join them on the sesh, what to do about loud convos in public, and dealing with tough professors. 📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.8

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0:07.7

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0:11.1

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0:12.9

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0:42.7

Hello. Hello. lines and stores subject to availability ends 14th of February. It's making me so in control of the really sensual thing you're doing at the end.

0:43.8

What?

0:49.6

Like when you go, uh, like it sounds very like personal.

0:50.7

Right.

0:51.7

I don't like.

0:53.6

I know, but I don't like that. Because I get your. Yeah, that. That. I don't like, I like my singing. I know, but I don't like that because I get.

0:55.0

La da da da, yeah, that.

0:57.0

That.

0:58.0

I get you're doing that for the audience.

0:59.0

No, I'm doing it for, honestly I'm doing it for me.

1:02.0

Oh, okay.

1:03.0

Well, I'm the only one here next to you.

1:04.0

So it seems like you're doing it for me and that's why it makes me uncomfortable.

1:06.0

Well, I'm just getting it i'm getting it going yeah that's not the right song to sing when you're getting it going though la da what is that song stevie what that's stevie wonder yeah

1:18.4

oh yeah it is what's the name of that song la da da da da it is i don't know what it is and i don't care

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