4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2019
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Whitney Cummings, a stand up comedian, author, and creator of "2 Broke Girls" and "Whitney, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
Whitney's new special, "Can I Touch It?" will be streaming on Netflix July 30, 2019.
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0:00.0 | Greetings from podcastville. It's Monday, July 29th. Get your mother fucking shit together |
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1:23.6 | Go look at the mirror go look at your nuts what they look like they look like the front of the monsters house |
1:28.4 | You understand me there's bushes there's three different colors and then you cry |
1:33.0 | I'm going tinder and I can't find nobody. Yeah, I'll swap left for fucking life the more I see you |
1:39.6 | In the stamina you got a fucking take care of your nuts |
1:42.2 | You got to keep them nice and shave you said I knew commercial with the woman's raises how they stand in front of a plant |
1:48.1 | And each got a heart like a little stick and an assigno it's at the woman's shapes |
1:52.4 | That means you too you filthy fucking nut. Why have your boss smelling like a fucking elephant asshole |
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