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The Harland Highway

705 - Strange adventures in the middle of the night. Tipping wars.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2015

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Harland finds himself wandering the city streets late at night and runs into a desperate person in need. Calls from listeners and tipping wars. Tip me a chip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Like a Harlan Highway riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.

0:09.0

Okay, I just stole the lyrics from a great Glen Campbell song and applied them to the opening

0:17.2

titles of my show. Lawsuit? Hello, copyright infringement.

0:29.0

Wait, what am I saying?

0:30.0

No, no, hey, what, why would I set myself up?

0:35.0

Welcome everybody to the Harlan Highway. It's me.

0:39.0

Harlan Williams, I've got space madness.

0:44.0

Stimpy you idiot!

0:47.0

Welcome to the show, crazy show today.

0:51.0

We're going to open the show with a wild experience I had,

0:56.1

wandering the streets in the middle of the night.

1:00.0

And I'll let you hear what happened but this is some live recordings of me out in the

1:06.9

streets of a big city and I get confronted with a very interesting situation that that turned into a very sweet

1:15.4

situation. Also we're going to be taking some phone calls from you guys and a big

1:20.7

debate over tipping or not tipping when you go out to eat dinner.

1:27.0

So tip your face, it's the Harlan Highway.

1:31.0

Ladies, gentlemen, I'd like to introduce... The Harlan Highway

1:34.0

I promise you I will please you all believe me

1:38.0

What is he love like?

1:40.0

What's he going to get anyway?

1:42.0

Oh, he's an angel. He's an angel stuck from nothing.

1:45.0

You're going to need a bigger boat.

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